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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 45 Posted on: 01 Jun 2022 1 comments
3 likes 393 views Category: Masturbation Male Solo Tags:So several years ago I was riding my bike down Q. street here in lovely Sacramento Ca. I was in the bike lane and riding at a good pace past this Acura Integra when the driver side door suddenly opened and right in my path and I struck the door with my handlebar and pinky finger. It startled both me and the driver who ... » Read more -
Posted by: nonrando Posted on: 24 Nov 2021 16 comments
2 likes 12 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: mormon, college, dorm, showerThis is part 6, and the final installment, in a series about my mutual jackoff education by my friend Jesse.
This is part 6, and the final installment, in a series about my mutual jackoff education by my friend Jesse. &... » Read more -
Posted by: nonrando Age: 18 Posted on: 09 Nov 2021 20 comments
5 likes 10 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: mormon, college, shower, dormThis is part 5 in a series about my mutual jackoff education by my friend Jesse. Sorry, no shower in this one, but keeping with the naming convention since it’s still a big part of the story.
To quickly recap, we were freshme... » Read more -
Posted by: Kage81 Age: 35 Posted on: 20 Sep 2021 13 comments
3 likes 61 views Category: Sex Stories Watching Tags: male chastity, female masturbationMy husband is locked in a chastity cage and tonight he gets to watch
“How long have I been here like this?” I think to myself. It seems like an hour, but it's been, what - 15 minutes, maybe? Blindfolded, gagged, and hand cuffed to the bedpost, unable to move, has made me lose all sense of time. It’s quiet and... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Leeza Age: 38 Posted on: 24 Aug 2021 20 comments
5 likes 667 views Category: Masturbation Female-Male Tags:Reading Noeme's story today about her perfect gentlemen 'John' brought back all the memories of my first night with 'Dave'. Sorry if all these car stories are a bit repetitious for you readers but just wanted to share my story....
It all started out with a simple ride home after work last spring. Dave offered me a ride,... » Read more -
Posted by: Ashton Posted on: 22 Jun 2021 25 comments
4 likes 22 views Category: Masturbation Female-Male Tags: AssturbationDrunken Masturbation with Friend Leads to Ass Probing.
When I was near my later 20's I used to go out with other 20-somethings from work. There were about 7 or 8 of us--a few men, a few women. We'd hit the bars and clubs downtown and swashbuckle. Sometimes we'd make it back to our own apartments, somet... » Read more -
Posted by: cmpopp01 Age: 50 Posted on: 23 May 2021 22 comments
5 likes 73 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Cum, Facial, Tit-fuckingI swear on everything sacred that this story is a 100% true and accurate account of something that happened to me maybe 13 or 14 years ago. I still marvel at that day and how crazy it was, this much later!! I wrote it down maybe two or three years ago. When I write (just recreationally, to blow off steam), I go for ...
Maybe 10 years ago, I was surrounded by all of my faux Catholic friends who rationalized 11 months or so of total debauchery with the cleansing, "I'm giving it up for Lent" schtick. Out of what I can only describe as leftover Catholic guilt from my upbringing, I decided to give up jerkin’ the gherkin...or so I thought.... » Read more -
Posted by: licktysplit1 Age: 57 Posted on: 30 Apr 2021 23 comments
2 likes 61 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: squirt, vagina, pussy, wet, orgasamA little example of my wife's fun sense of humor brought into the bedroom, she's never boring.
Well to say we have a fun sex life is an understatement, we have had many sexcapades as my wife likes to call them ranging from voyeur sex, threesomes, soft bondage, mild bdsm, role play etc. but my wife is th... » Read more -
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Hugh Age: 25 (18 then) Posted on: 30 Mar 2021 22 comments
13 likes 1165 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags:The fondest memory of my school days.
I've always been kind of the hopeless romantic type. I always adored girls, and always went out of my way to hold doors for them (mostly a product of being raised in central Texas). This never got me a girlfriend, but it made me feel better to know I was helping someone, and I could... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Anthony Age: 24 Posted on: 13 Mar 2021 21 comments
2 likes 820 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags: sock jobMy cousin Tyler and I are about a year apart but we live far from each other. I live in New England and he lives in Texas. We're both pretty laid back and in shape. He's a classic goofball, though I have a sense of humor too. Anyway, this past summer I was down visiting him in Austin, where he lives. Now granted we had... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Rachel Age: 27 Posted on: 22 Jan 2021 23 comments
22 likes 1629 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags:This is a bit taboo but it's my favorite memory and never fails to make me hot.
We have a large extended family with many uncles and aunts and lots and lots of cousins. Holidays around our houses are noisy fun times. We usually congregate at one grandparent's house or another and fill the rooms to bursting with all of u... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Solo-Touch-Bot Posted on: 18 Nov 2020 2 comments
1 likes views Category: Too Hot For Solo Touch Tags: MomCategory: Male-Female (MF)Submitted by: rajromantic Age: 40 Gender: MaleI grew up in southern India in the early seventies. My father was a mild mannered man who worked in a mill. He had one addiction, he drank heavily and many a night he would pass out and had to be helped to bed. He was good to my mother and I could ... » Read more -
Posted by: Marston Age: 16 Posted on: 27 Oct 2020 10 comments
9 likes 7 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Masturbating, cum, oral, pussy, handjob, fingeringHeather and I had only been dating a short time leading up to her ummmm... enjoyable experience horse riding at my parents place which I wrote about previously. If you haven't read the story, its essentially a recounting of how Heather had an orgasm while in the saddle. It's pretty common. Just ask any woman with a ...
Heather was a little different than all the other girls I knew when I was a teenager. She was cute and funny and a little bit of a "tomboy". I'm sure it's because she had two older brothers that were both in there early 20's by the time we started dating. Even though she was 16, she had a flat chest and small fla... » Read more -
Posted by: jj196765 Age: 65 Posted on: 11 Jun 2020 10 comments
10 likes 17 views Category: Masturbation Male Solo Tags: fitting room, jerk off, jack, jizz, skinny dipTrue Story - Surprised myself in the fitting room while trying on a new bathing suit.
During my first two years of college I was 6' tall and weighed 180 pounds. I had good musculature and could walk for miles on end. Unfortuneatly, over the next 35 years I allowed myself to gain all the way up t... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Aaron P Age: 60 Posted on: 31 May 2020 12 comments
16 likes 1809 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags:This story is in a span of about ten years.
Years ago when my wife was alive she had a female doctor. The town we lived in did not have that many options. My doctor retired and rather than hunt around for a doctor to give me a physical exam that year I just used my wife's. I think at that time I was going in once every ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 26 May 2020 7 comments
10 likes views Category: Tags:My wife considers me a bit of a deviate for the simple reason that I happen to enjoy porn and she does not. When it comes to sex together, she's pretty conservative while I tend to try to push the envelope a bit. My wife's sex drive is pretty minimal and since she only needs to be "taken care of" quite infrequently, se... » Read more
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