Sex Stories Humor

Alice And The Vibrator Incident

Posted by: johan1987 Age: 19 then Posted on: 07 Jun 2025 4 comments
14 likes 11 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Alice, college stories , funny sex stories, vibrator, dorm masturbation , hairy pussy, mutua playingl, toys, panties

I mentioned in one of my previous stories, “Jamie Was a Strange Duck” that my college girlfriend Alice had a few quirks. Specifically, she never locked the door to her dorm room. In my story about peeing with Alice, I also mentioned she had no inhibitions about talking out loud to anyone about her mastur...
After Alice bought her first vibrator, she had to show it off. It was huge and purple, nearly a foot long. As soon as she got back to the dorm, she took it out of the package and proceeded to go down the hallway room-by-room and show it to everyone. I think she just got a weird kick out of seeing everyone’s... » Read more
What Do You Call Yours?

Posted by: Juliet Age: 35 Posted on: 31 Mar 2025 22 comments
18 likes 22 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Vagina, pussy, cunt, cookie, kitty, snatch, box, pussy names

Vagina, pussy, kitty, cunt. What do you call yours?

So this isn’t a story as such but more a piece of research out of curiosity. You can tell I am an academic type lol. I grew up with a very emotionally repressed mother. Unable to express herself in anything other than a factual manner.... » Read more
Sex with Twins

Posted by: Heaven7 Age: 21 Posted on: 07 Feb 2025 4 comments
9 likes 119 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: humor, funny, joke, twins

This is a joke from an un-attributed source.

I was telling my friend about the time in college when I used to have sex with twins. He said "how did you tell them apart?" "Well, Jennifer used to paint her nails pink, and George had a cock." » Read more
Prank Gone Wrong

Posted by: TravisBalls Age: 20 Posted on: 30 Nov 2024 12 comments
10 likes 49 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Wet dream, cum, prank, cum prank, sleeping nude, zesty

Lance pulls a prank on his roommate Brad

There were 4 of us roommates that were in extended housing in the dorm our freshman year. Our room was sorta like an apartment, 2 bedrooms linked by a kitchenette, each bedroom with a bath. Three of us were pretty relaxed and open, not shy about being nude or jerking off... » Read more
Stripardy

Posted by: verytrustedsource Age: 25 at the time Posted on: 21 Oct 2024 4 comments
0 likes 104 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Game show, sex, Masturbation, toys, cunninglingus, adult game show, naked on TV, zesty

I participate in an adult game show for cash
‘Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my fucking God!’ I thought. ‘What the hell have I done! I’ve done some stupid things in my life, but this has to be the all-time worst!’ I had been at a party on Saturday night with ... » Read more
O My! What Are You Doing!

Posted by: BangerMan Age: 19 Posted on: 07 Apr 2024 4 comments
8 likes 62 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Hardon, penis, erection, clit

Road Trip with the Girlfriend

It was a cold, winter's day and I could not wait for the car's heater to warm up My girlfriend Jane and I had to drive to a nearby city for some reason in the dead of winter. I picked her up and off we went. At that time, it took a while to warm up to the heat inside the... » Read more
Hair Removal

Posted by: heimata Age: any Posted on: 30 Jan 2024 11 comments
12 likes 72 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: fanny, hair removal

Removal of pubic hair - humorous!

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, prepare dinner..... I then had the thought that would ring painfully... » Read more
Trombone Tursi

Posted by: coco66960 Age: high school then Posted on: 25 Sep 2023 9 comments
5 likes 46 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: almost sex, high school threesome

I made out with my high school crush who may have been using me to get away from her lesbian lover. You be the judge

I was involved in music all throughout high school and one of my favorite things to do was play pep music during sporting events. There was a girl my sophomore year of high school, we called... » Read more
Arboretum Communing With Nature

Posted by: Alphabitabc Age: 66 Posted on: 02 Sep 2023 10 comments
9 likes 60 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Masturbation, exhibitionism, voyeurism, solo male, caught masturbating

To take a break from the hustle and bustle urban life and retreat to a huge forested Arboretum near where I live.

I pack my bag like I am going to the beach. Book, pillow, towel, phone and battery backup, swim suit etc.. Most of the time I simply read, nap, sun bathe and listen to the sounds of nature. My '... » Read more
Making Guys Cocks Hard At Work, New Superpower :) Part 1

Posted by: Silverorgasm Age: 32 Posted on: 01 Aug 2023 8 comments
6 likes 52 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Boner, cock, vibration, precum, dick, horny, naughty

How raising my vibration is mysteriously raising mens cocks :) yes

So I’ve been into self improvement for years since I was young it was mostly because I grew up in a not so great home dealt with abandonment etc. parents were addicts and alcoholics, seen my mom in abusive relationships and my dad was in a... » Read more
My Confession Part Two

Posted by: keesmilf Age: 50 Posted on: 11 May 2023 16 comments
19 likes 62 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: sex, confession, hidden masturbation, involuntary orgasm, fantasy, priest

This is the second part of my series in my confession storyline.

I was looking forward to my next confessional. My distrust of confession had changed completely. I never knew it could be so cleansing and fulfilling, and I wanted absolution for my sins. I felt so good the last time I was there and was looking fo... » Read more
My Confession

Posted by: keesmilf Age: 50 Posted on: 10 May 2023 15 comments
24 likes 92 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: sex, confession, hidden masturbation, involuntary orgasm, fantasy, priest

I had a bad conscience from all the bad things I had been doing with my son in law that I felt I needed to confess and get forgiveness.

I had been feeling like such a sinner. From what I had been taught religiously for years, I had just committed incest. I had gotten myself in such a state that I felt... » Read more
Walk in the woods

Posted by: Tiberius77 Age: 45 Posted on: 18 Mar 2023 7 comments
9 likes 54 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Outdoors, group sex

If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise...

So I thought for my first story I would recall something funny that happened last summer...I love to hike and be outdoors. I am really lucky that I live near the coast and have some lovely country side around.I think it was either late spring / ear... » Read more
Don't stare at the museums Michelangelo's David.

Posted by: Alphabitabc Age: 65 Posted on: 09 Mar 2023 8 comments
13 likes 64 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Male-Female, CFNM, exhibitionism, exhibitionist, public

Another story from the trenches of a older male artistic pose model and a artist that does sculpting and body casting.
Artistic pose modeling is not my given profession, but I ended up with an interesting assortment of clients. Some, but not all include college classes, art school classes, senior center art classes, a... » Read more
Culture shock 'hair cut' at a Barber Shop in Korea

Posted by: Alphabitabc Age: 27 Posted on: 31 Dec 2022 7 comments
9 likes 73 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Male-Female, Public, Hand Job, Masturbation, CFNM, Voyeurism, Prostate

Innocently discovering a 'full service' barber shop in Korea when traveling on business.

I was assigned to follow a 6-month long project in Korea. As a American it was my first Korean assignment. I really enjoy everything about the culture and work ethic of the people. I was working a 84 hour work w... » Read more
Yoga class after class special request

Posted by: Alphabitabc Age: 55 Posted on: 16 Dec 2022 11 comments
13 likes 80 views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags: Male - Female, exhibition, voyeur, exhibitionism, Voyeurism.

Start of Male Artistic Pose Modeling after 50 years old.
I love yoga, not for the purposes of inner enlightenment but as a means of exercise and to stay limber. About 10 years ago I was in a yoga class that was almost all middle aged women. To be polite I always positioned myself in the front row of the participan... » Read more