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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 08 Oct 2003 1 comments
2 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Humor brought home from work!A couple of people in their 90's met at a local luncheon and being there were only a few their age at the luncheon, they really hit it off and decided to meet for dinner that evening. Although neither was very attractive anymore to the general eyes of the crowd, they were very attracted to ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: phantasm Posted on: 01 Oct 2003 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories General Tags:She described it as "a furry little bunny with a little pink nose"...A couple of years ago I met Sara on the internet. She lives and goes to school about an hour from where I live and is a full-scholarship physics major. During our many e-mails which led to phone conversations, she described herself as 20 years old, bl... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Not telling Age: 19 Posted on: 25 Sep 2003 0 comments
2 likes 591 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags:I hope you all don't think down on me 'cause I don't care - I really liked it.
This is how it all happened two summers ago. I went to a cousin's house for the summer. I did not expect any of this to happen.My parents though it would be a good idea for me to get some culture so they sent me to this BFE ['bum friggin' Egy... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: irishred Posted on: 18 Aug 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories General Tags:This is a fantasy for Octopussy. Or is it one for me? It has never happened, but I wish it could.Octopussy’s Sun SetThe huge orange ball was setting 300 miles away over the Niagara Peninsula at the west end of Lake Ontario painting the floor to ceiling windows with its glow. The apple and hard wood fire burning i... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Fantasyman Age: 40 Posted on: 05 Jul 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Male-Female, Masturbation Male-Female, Long DistanceA description of how a video camera has aided the sexual relationship of Patti and I, who lives 700 miles apart.
I wished I had a video camera back when I was married. We had some real nice masturbation sessions together. We loved masturbating in front of each other, solo as well as together. But, since I got a video ca... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: petemrandy Posted on: 23 Jun 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories General Tags:This is a tale about an unexpected experience when I gave a lift to a friend of my sons after a party - it was written as a letter to a friend - and apologies for spelling - I was too excited by reliving this when I wrote it. Hope it makes sense - I'm still not sure it does to me!!!Hi R...,I hope you have had a happy a... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 22 Jun 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Male Gay Tags:Sam and I have been friends for about fifteen years, starting back in college. We lived in neighboring states, so we got together several times a year. Although we had always been very good friends, our friendship took an interesting turn a couple of years ago. Sam's company operates a small plant about an hour from m... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 19 May 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Here are a couple quick riddles to check where your mind is! – and then check where your friends minds are for some sidelong glances, twinkles in their eyes, and some good laughs.What does a male do standing up that a female does sitting down that a dog does on three legs? Answer below, but don’t cheat. Ans... » Read more -
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 12 May 2003 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Her first virst visit to the farmA beautiful young girl was on her first trip to the farm. As she and her boyfriend were walking around, she noticed a rooster sitting on top of a hen and asked, "What are they doing?" He replied, "Smoking." Then she saw a tomcat riding a cat and again asked, "What are they doing?" He ag... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 12 May 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I'd forgotten all about these humorous tidbits until WL listed a Humor topic!I think my Mom told me this one. Did you hear what the mother mosquito told all her little ones? "If you're all good little mosquitos today, I'll take you to a nudist camp this evening for dinner."I hope I never get my pleasure pole stung by e... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 11 May 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Male Gay Tags:by Dan A few years ago I performed in a summer theatre production. On the first night of rehearsal, about 2 weeks after the cast had been selected, I walked into the rehearsal hall and saw my fellow cast members for the first time. There were 8 males and 4 females in this production. Most were around my age (40) or yo... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Jay Age: 26 Posted on: 10 May 2003 1 comments
2 likes 856 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags:First let me start like everyone else does , by saying that I just love most of the stories on this site and have had many a good wank reading the posts keep them cumming lads :)Anyway lets get started..this all happened when I was around hmmmm maybe 10 until about 14 years of age and my best buddy who would have been ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 30 Mar 2003 0 comments
0 likes views Category: Tags:Mutant Zombies From beyond the Grave by Fiction Dans first shot struck his surprised girlfriend right between the eyes. The sticky rope of semen dribbled down and hung on the end of her small nose. Three more large spurts of baby batter splattered across the pretty redheads face as the college juniors cock conti... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Posted on: 08 Feb 2003 1 comments
4 likes 1192 views Category: Masturbation Female-Female Tags:I never thought this would happen. I'm pleased that it did.
I recently submitted a story about my friend making a surprise visit to me and interrupting a masturbation session one Sunday afternoon. This led to us having a session together that same afternoon and another one together the end of that week. Well my friend c... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 29 Sep 2002 0 comments
0 likes views Category: Tags:A conference to remember by My jack-off story happened a few years ago. I was out of town on a business trip and assigned a room with another guy from the same company, but a different city. We got in to town early in the evening and had dinner and a couple of drinks then went to our room. We hit it off because w... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 15 Feb 2002 0 comments
0 likes views Category: Tags:After Closing by Corey by When I was a junior in high school I was not out at all yet. I had some girlfriends, etc and a couple guy friends who I thought were gay but we never talked about it. I had one friend who was very straight, he was always going after girls but he was pretty annoying to most of them so he ... » Read more
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