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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: SunnyG Posted on: 20 Sep 2004 1 comments
2 likes views Category: Sex Stories General Tags:I went with the idea of sharing a meal...I shared a bit more than that.It started with a dinner invitation, just a casual mention with no strings. I'd been invited to his house before, but had never taken him up on it. I'm not sure why I accepted the invitation on this particular occasion. Perhaps it was that I knew hi... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Perv Cousin Age: 40 Posted on: 20 Jul 2004 1 comments
4 likes 1444 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags:This happened back in the late 70s, when I was 16 with my cousin, who looked exactly like Maureen McCormick, Marcia Brady of 'Brady Bunch' fame. Even had the same cute giggle.
I was 16 when this happened, my cousin was 10 or 11. Sue was very cute, giggled a lot, long straight blonde hair and was just beginning to develo... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Me Age: 28 Posted on: 04 May 2004 2 comments
12 likes 1705 views Category: Masturbation Male-Male Tags:This is a true story.
I love the stories here almost as much as I love jerking my cock. I was a senior in college and still living in the dorms. I was supposed to have a single room and was pissed that I had a roommate. However, when I met him I was immediately very glad. I had jerked off with a friend in high school... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 14 Apr 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I've never told anyone before this true story about one of my early experiences after learning about the facts of life over half a century ago during fall my 7th grade year in a country grade school in 1952. I don't know what recalled this incident to my mind, but hope you get a chuckle. It wasn't funny at the time, bu... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:My apologies to all the Catholics that I offend with this one. My wife is Catholic and thought it was one of the funniest stories she had ever heard. So...here goes!One early morning, the Pope arose early. He looked out in the garden behind the Vatican and decided he wanted to take a walk there before his morning break... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:So it's humor you'r wanting... Prepare to groan!After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.After ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Two fleas go to Flordia each spring. The first flea had arrived a couple days prior to the second. During that time, he was out...laying on the beach...getting tanned...babe watchin'...having a GREAT time!All at once, he looks up and see his flea friend walking down the beach. He looks hell, has a terrible cold, coughi... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 24 Mar 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I know RC is the guru of the Humor genre, but I couldn't resist posting two little items that made me smile.#1: One spring day there were three little old ladies sitting on a park bench. Along came a hunky young man wearing a trench coat. He immediately caught the attention of the three as he paused in front of them an... » Read more -
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: hotnipples Posted on: 07 Mar 2004 2 comments
4 likes views Category: Sex Stories General Tags:These are two stories about incest. They're not about me, actually, since I never had incest. How can you have incest when your older brother always tells you to "get lost", even if you only want to play basketball?? Older brothers are like that... But I have fallen in love with two girls with incestuous childhoods...T... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: peace Age: 24 then Posted on: 16 Feb 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Male-Male, Male-Female, MasturbationWhen I was training for a new job, I had an opportunity to participate in two very different masturbatory experiences- both were fun!
In 1987, I was hired by a major retailer as a management trainee. As part of the hiring process, a group of us had to agree to go out of town for 8 weeks for training at an established st... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: sweet_chick Age: 29 Posted on: 06 Feb 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories First Time Tags: Female-Male, Sex Stories First TimeThis, too, is about finding a new spot...and more.
I'll start with a description of my new man, for those of you who are keeping track of them ;-) This one should be around for a while. His name is Tony; mid-30s, curly black hair, Greek features, great sense of humor, I could go on. I met him through a mutual friend and... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: peace Age: 30 Posted on: 17 Jan 2004 1 comments
3 likes views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Male-Female, Masturbation Male-Female, Hand JobShe would massage my neck. It felt so good. I never thought this would lead to more...
When I was in my mid 20's, I developed a good friendship with a girl my age- we had lots in common, but we were only friends. I found out one day she was excellent at giving massages. She would massage my neck. It felt so good. I neve... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 45 Posted on: 09 Dec 2003 1 comments
8 likes 1874 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Mother inlawWhen I was 13, I was sent to stay with my 75-year-old grandmother for a two-week visit, while my parents went on a long-planned anniversary vacation in Europe. Grandma lived in a small one-bedroom cottage, so I was relegated to a sofa bed in the tiny living room. This cramped living arrangement was a pain in the ass, a... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: ken Age: 60 Posted on: 22 Nov 2003 1 comments
3 likes 908 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags: Nudist familyMy wife and I were staying with her cousin and her husband at their mountain cabin a few years ago and of course since it was in November it was quite cold. The propane hadn't been delivered when we arrived and we had to make do for two days and nights with just a wood fire.My wife's cousin, S., is always making jokes ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: R Age: 32 Posted on: 06 Nov 2003 0 comments
2 likes 432 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags:It was a Friday night. I was alone in my apartment. My girlfriend was working late, so I was cruising porn sites on the internet. I was checking out my usual sites when I stumbled across a link to a transsexual web site. At first I clicked the link for humor's sake, but once I was there, I was mesmerized by the the bea... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Aretino Age: 50 Posted on: 03 Nov 2003 0 comments
0 likes 782 views Category: Masturbation Male-Female Tags:Firstly, I have been suffering from a phimosis since my childhood. It was operated twice, but the operation failed. I have a long foreskin, prepuce, which is extra sensitive, and a center for delight. It can not be pulled back as normally, and the penetration and the movement in the vagina is uncomfortable, or even pai... » Read more
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