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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 25 Mar 2004 1 comments
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Two fleas go to Flordia each spring. The first flea had arrived a couple days prior to the second. During that time, he was out...laying on the beach...getting tanned...babe watchin'...having a GREAT time!All at once, he looks up and see his flea friend walking down the beach. He looks hell, has a terrible cold, coughing, sneezing, nose is running...just an awful site."Damn," the first flea says, "how the hell did you get down here?""I rode down here on some guys mustache on a Harley-Davidson," he said in a snuffling voice."Man, that ain't the way to travel!" the first flea replied. "When you get back up north, you find yourself a family that has a dog. If that dog is allowed in the house, that is your target home! You get on the dog. The dog goes in the house. You climb off the dog and find the lady of the house. You climb on her and climb down where it's 'nice and warm'! GREAT TRAVELIN'! The only way to come down here!"The second flea says that next season he'll try it. Next year, the first flea arrives a couple days before his friend. He's out laying on the beaching...tanning himself...watching the babes...having a GREAT time! All at once he looks up and here comes his buddie walking down the beach. He looks like hell again. Has a terrible cold, coughing, sneezing, just an awful site for the second year in a row!"Damn, son!!! I thught I told you how to get down here!!!""You did! And I did everything you told me. I got back up north. I found a family with dog that was allowed in the house. I got on the dog. The dog went in the house. I got off the dog and found the lady of the house. I jumped on her and climbed down where it was 'nice and warm'!""Yeah, yeah, so then what happened?" the first flea asked."I don't know. Next thing I knew, I was ridin' down here on some guy's mustache on a Harley-Davidson!"Thank you, thank you very much! Enjoy! :)