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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
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My apologies to all the Catholics that I offend with this one. My wife is Catholic and thought it was one of the funniest stories she had ever heard. So...here goes!One early morning, the Pope arose early. He looked out in the garden behind the Vatican and decided he wanted to take a walk there before his morning breakfast. Walking down the path into the inner-depths of the garden, he was in awe of all the beauty about him. The sun was shining brightly, the birds were singing sweetly and the flowers filled the air with their natural perfumes. All was right in the world. Taken in by all the beauty around him, he noticed an arrousal beneath his robe. Looking about and seeing no one, the Pope pulled up his robe and began to jerk off to completion right there in the garden.************************************* A week later, a large brown envelope arrived, addressed personally to the Pope. He took the envelope to his private quarters and was shocked to find it's content. There in several color 8x10 photos, were pictures of him stroking himself in the garden, from the week past. Attached was a note, requesting $50,000 or the pictures would be offered to the National Enquirer. Not wanting to start a scandal, he quickly fowarded off a Pope Check for the required amount to the address noted on the letter. A week goes by. One day a large package is delivered to the Vatican. Again, addressed personally to the Pope. He takes the package to his room. Opening it, he finds all the other prints, the negatives and even the Nikon Camera that the photos had been taken with. He immediately throws the pictures and negatives in the fire and places the camera on a shelf behind his desk.*****************************************A few months later, a Japanese tour group has the honor of having audiance with the Pope. They are greeted by the Pope in his office. After sharing pleasantries, one of the Japenese men notice the Nikon camera sitting on the shelf. "Your, holiness, I notice you have a Nikon camera. Back in Japan, I work for Nikon. If you don't mind my asking, how much would one pay for a camera like that in your country?"Startled, the Pope stammers for the an answer. "Uh...well...uh...I...uh, paid $50,000!", he said in a hushed tone, while blushing at the thought.The Japanese gentleman starts laughing hysterically. "$50,000? WOW! Somebody sure see you comin'!!!"