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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:My apologies to all the Catholics that I offend with this one. My wife is Catholic and thought it was one of the funniest stories she had ever heard. So...here goes!One early morning, the Pope arose early. He looked out in the garden behind the Vatican and decided he wanted to take a walk there before his morning break... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: sonny54 Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I was told this joke over 30 years ago, and I thought I 'd share it. Some have not heard it before. I think it's really funny.Question: What did one ball say to the other?Answer: What are we hanging for, we weren't the ones who did the shootin' » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:One of my very special wl friends gave me permission to post this joke that he told me. Hope it makes you smile!Patty and Joe had just gotten married. It was Patty's third marriage, but only Joe's second. On their wedding night Patty confessed that she was a virgin."You're a virgin!" exclaimed Joe incredulously. "How c... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: veteran Posted on: 27 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories General Tags:This is a true story and my first time writing… I am now 56 years old but would like to contribute something to this site after giving me so much in return.When I was twelve years old I had a paper route. It was a daily afternoon job except for Sundays at which time I had to get up at 2 AM to fold and deliver the... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 27 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Here are a couple more Ole and Lena jokes I heard on my Prairie Home Companion CD going to and from work yesterday.Ole comes home from work to find Lena sitting naked on the edge of the bed."How come you're not wearing any clothes?" he asks.Lena replies in typical female fashion, "I don't have a thing to wear!"Ole coun... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: tomboy Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories General Tags:This is my first time to submit a story, it will be true but short.My mother and I visited my aunt and uncles farm in a southern state one summer.This was a large farm for a southern state,there were many new things for me to do. On the first day of our arrival, my cousin Tom which was sixteen, asked me if i would like... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 0 comments
1 likes views Category: Tags:Secret Sex Doll by HandemanHere we are again and I have been thinking back to see what I could write about and there was an incident that still gets my Dick really hard. I really like mutual masturbation and I love it when my wife participates. Before we were married most of our sex consisted of mutual masturbati... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Male Gay Tags:Masturbation Thoughts by Experimental Guy What do I do when I masturbate? It depends on where I do it. If in bed, I lie on my back, and I suppose caress my penis quite like most men. By that I mean I stroke the shaft, and pull the foreskin back from over the head, then up again, gradually building a rhythm and tigh... » Read more -
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:This story took place before Ole's illness when Ole and Lena were still both enjoying having lots of sex.Ole and Lena had so many children they did not want any more. So they went to see the doctor about how to stop having children. Now this was in the days before tubal ligations for men or women and the doctor did not... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Here's another Ole and Lena story that has sexual implications.Ole had not been feeling good for quite some time and Lena was really concerned. When she encouraged him to go see a doctor, he refused. She kept nagging him and finally he said, "Well, if you want me to see a doctor, you make the appointment." So she did.H... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:OK, one more.A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No not at all" the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a f... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:So it's humor you'r wanting... Prepare to groan!After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.After ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 2 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories General Tags:[i]Having written over 80 stories, and having read a hell of a lot more, I feel somewhat qualified to discuss some basic rules of erotic writing. Following these simple guidelines will make your stories more enjoyable for everyone to read, and help you get that positive feedback we're all seeking.[/i]1. Use 'whitespace... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Soon after we were married which is quite a long time ago by now, my wife asked if I knew a good example of conceit.In response to her question, of course I did not know her definition and could not begin to guess. She replied, "A male flea floating down the river on a leaf and calling out, 'Raise the drawbridge!'" » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: gilleban Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories In Public Tags:A game of Strip Poker with a climactic twist...I met Samantha at a party... So. Cal.'s biggest renaissance festival was in full swing, so the party had a "medieval' theme. Hoping I would meet someone there I dressed to impress, with hand-made chainmail shirt and 7-yard kilt, but even I was blown away when I saw her. My... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 0 comments
0 likes views Category: Tags:Allie, the masturbation buddy by John (s4051761@student.uq.edu.au)Greetings and salutations to all.I have lived in Hong Kong most of my life, and masturbation has been a part of my life for many years. I must have begun masturbating when I was about 10. this was produced by my great interest in all things sexual, a... » Read more
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