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Speaking of Ole and Lena.......

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 27 Mar 2004 1 comments
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Here are a couple more Ole and Lena jokes I heard on my Prairie Home Companion CD going to and from work yesterday.Ole comes home from work to find Lena sitting naked on the edge of the bed."How come you're not wearing any clothes?" he asks.Lena replies in typical female fashion, "I don't have a thing to wear!"Ole counters, "Of course you do! Just look here in your closet." He opens the closet door and proceeds to point out to Lena: "Here's a red jersey dress. Here's a nice blue floral print outfit. Here's a green striped dress. Here's Sven......"Had enough yet? Here's another one anyway. :-)Poor Ole is sick again. He and Lena go to the doctor who examines Ole thoroughly. He is reluctant to tell Ole how near death he is so talks privately with Lena while Ole is still getting dressed in the examining room."It's like this, Lena," the doctor begins. "Ole is very near death, but there IS one treatment that will save him.""What's that, Doctor Brown?""Well, the only thing that will save Ole is if he has sex three times a day, every day, without fail," the good doctor explains.Lena is pondering this when Ole comes out of the examing room and into the doctor's private office. She turns to Ole and says, "I'm afraid I have bad news for you, Ole. You're going to die."