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Ready for a Chuckle?

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
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One of my very special wl friends gave me permission to post this joke that he told me. Hope it makes you smile!Patty and Joe had just gotten married. It was Patty's third marriage, but only Joe's second. On their wedding night Patty confessed that she was a virgin."You're a virgin!" exclaimed Joe incredulously. "How can that be? You've been married three times before.""Well," Patty began. "My first husband was a psychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to to was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was.......God, how I miss him!"***He didn't tell me this next one, but I'm gonna include it anyway. The number three (marriages) made me think of it.Three engineers were arguing over which kind of engineer was best.The first engineer argued, "God was a mechanical engineer. Just look at the joints in the human body. They had to have been designed by a mechanical engineer."The second engineer countered, "No, God was an electrical engineer. All you have to do is look at the human nervous system to know that to be a fact."The third engineer chimed in, "No, you're both wrong. God was definitely a civil engineer. Who else would've run a waste disposal system right through the middle of a great recreational area?"