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Peanuts Anyone?

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
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OK, one more.A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No not at all" the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few." "Oh that's all right" the woman says."Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!!!!