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Smoking on the Farm

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 12 May 2003 1 comments
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Her first virst visit to the farmA beautiful young girl was on her first trip to the farm. As she and her boyfriend were walking around, she noticed a rooster sitting on top of a hen and asked, "What are they doing?" He replied, "Smoking." Then she saw a tomcat riding a cat and again asked, "What are they doing?" He again replied, "Smoking." Later she say a dog riding another one and asked the same question. He gave the same response. They watched long enough that they saw the dog's shaft when he slipped out and dismounted. It went on this way all across the yard, every time she saw a male animal riding a female, she asked the same question and he gave the same answer. When they got to the hog barn, they leaned over the fence and saw a big boar riding a sow for a long, long time. She asked and he responded. When the boar slid out and dismounted, they saw his corkscrew shaped shaft.In the pasture, they saw a bull trying to mount a cow, but she was not very cooperative and moved every time he tried to enter. He kept missing her opening and eventually his long shaft had shot copious quantities of long sticky strings of sperm all up and down both of her sides as well as up and down her tail. By this time, the beautiful young girl had watched so many animals copulating the she had caught on to what "smoking" by his definition was really all about, but she asked the boy again, "What are they doing?" They had been watching the procedure long enough that the boy was somewhat red in the face and replied, "Smoking."Further out in the pasture, they saw a stallion with his member hanging almost to the ground. Every so often his long shaft would twitch and spring up and then relax again. Horses are most prone to let their long shaft hang out and I even get hard feelings when seeing them while driving along the road! The young girl was also blushing a bit by now, but asked again about the stallion and the boy replied, "He's needing a smoke."That evening after swimming in the twilight for a while, the girl asked, "Wanna smoke?" and the boy answered eagerly, "Sure!" So they did. When she got back to the city the next day, her mom asked what she had done out on the farm and she replied, "Smoked." Her mom asked, "What brand?" She didn't know, so she called her boyfriend. He answered, "If a hump shows in a few months, it was Camels. If no hump shows, it was just a Lucky Strike."I'm not a tobacco lover, but enjoyed the story for it's sexual overtones. Considering that no human contact was made with animals, I did not think it fit the Animal topic. I hope Humor is the proper topic. Hope you enjoyed it!