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Deceptive Riddles!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 19 May 2003 2 comments
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Here are a couple quick riddles to check where your mind is! – and then check where your friends minds are for some sidelong glances, twinkles in their eyes, and some good laughs.What does a male do standing up that a female does sitting down that a dog does on three legs? Answer below, but don’t cheat. Ans... » Read more
Smoking on the Farm

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 12 May 2003 2 comments
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Her first virst visit to the farmA beautiful young girl was on her first trip to the farm. As she and her boyfriend were walking around, she noticed a rooster sitting on top of a hen and asked, "What are they doing?" He replied, "Smoking." Then she saw a tomcat riding a cat and again asked, "What are they doing?" He ag... » Read more
Nudist Camps, here we come!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 12 May 2003 1 comments
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I'd forgotten all about these humorous tidbits until WL listed a Humor topic!I think my Mom told me this one. Did you hear what the mother mosquito told all her little ones? "If you're all good little mosquitos today, I'll take you to a nudist camp this evening for dinner."I hope I never get my pleasure pole stung by e... » Read more
HELPING OUT A FIRST-TIMER

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 11 May 2003 1 comments
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by Dan A few years ago I performed in a summer theatre production. On the first night of rehearsal, about 2 weeks after the cast had been selected, I walked into the rehearsal hall and saw my fellow cast members for the first time. There were 8 males and 4 females in this production. Most were around my age (40) or yo... » Read more
Pay Me

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Jay Age: 26 Posted on: 10 May 2003 2 comments
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First let me start like everyone else does , by saying that I just love most of the stories on this site and have had many a good wank reading the posts keep them cumming lads :)Anyway lets get started..this all happened when I was around hmmmm maybe 10 until about 14 years of age and my best buddy who would have been ... » Read more
Mutant Zombies From beyond the Grave

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 30 Mar 2003 0 comments
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Mutant Zombies From beyond the Grave by Fiction Dans first shot struck his surprised girlfriend right between the eyes. The sticky rope of semen dribbled down and hung on the end of her small nose. Three more large spurts of baby batter splattered across the pretty redheads face as the college juniors cock conti... » Read more
More Company

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Posted on: 08 Feb 2003 1 comments
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I never thought this would happen. I'm pleased that it did.
I recently submitted a story about my friend making a surprise visit to me and interrupting a masturbation session one Sunday afternoon. This led to us having a session together that same afternoon and another one together the end of that week. Well my friend c... » Read more
A conference to remember

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 29 Sep 2002 0 comments
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A conference to remember by My jack-off story happened a few years ago. I was out of town on a business trip and assigned a room with another guy from the same company, but a different city. We got in to town early in the evening and had dinner and a couple of drinks then went to our room. We hit it off because w... » Read more
After Closing by Corey

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 15 Feb 2002 0 comments
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After Closing by Corey by When I was a junior in high school I was not out at all yet. I had some girlfriends, etc and a couple guy friends who I thought were gay but we never talked about it. I had one friend who was very straight, he was always going after girls but he was pretty annoying to most of them so he ... » Read more
Neighbors and Friends

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 11 Aug 2001 1 comments
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Neighbors and Friends by It was my wife who, on a warm, lazy, romantic night, brought back memories of my first, truly erotic experience. She was teasing me with her fingernails, up and down the base of my penis, when she suddenly said "Hey, do you remember Jennifer?" … I had met Jennifer 20 years earlier... » Read more
College & Shower Experiences

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Posted on: 01 Jan 2001 1 comments
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College and shower experiencesI'd like to share a few experiences I've had while masturbating. Ever since I started, around 13 or so, I always found the bathroom to be the best place to jack off. Usually I'd do it while I'm taking a bath or shower which pretty much guaranteed privacy. It's also nice since it's easy to ... » Read more
Friends

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 27 Sep 2000 1 comments
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I'm an 18 year old male attending my freshman year of college. I didn't already know that many people here so I immediately set out to make friends. It didn't take me long before I met Carl, a guy I had some classes with. Just like me he didn't know that many people and discovered we had a lot in common like our taste ... » Read more
Fantasy come true!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 18 Sep 2000 0 comments
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Fantasy come true! by For some reason, masturbation has always really turned me on. While my own masturbation has always been a source of embarrassment for me, a female masturbating has always made my heart pound out of my chest and make my cock hard as a rock! This story is about the first time I ever witnessed ... » Read more
After School Part Three

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 30 Aug 2000 0 comments
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After School Part Three by We both saw the label at the same time. One of the others had ordered champagne but neither of us was paying attention. When the steward came and presented the selection to each of us, first Vicki, and then I, each of us caught our breath Veuve Clieqot Ponsardin It was my senior prom.... » Read more
LATE BLOOMER

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 15 Mar 2000 1 comments
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by Dragon Many of us straight men are late bloomers - I am. Some of us do not discover our active Bisexual side until relatively late. My first experience with a man was in college and then I was a passive participant. I was a freshman, my roommate, Roger, who was in graduate school, took me under his wing. At night, ... » Read more
My first Bolwjob

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 01 Mar 2000 4 comments
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by dpbisl Jason and I had ridden our bikes home from the public pool early that day because we were hungry. His mom had gone out shopping, so we rummaged around in the fridge and decided to have some chocolate pudding. We took it up to his room and, having a typical 14 year old sense of humor, he put some in the back ... » Read more