Owing to what I can only assume to be an oversight, I've finally passed my fucking driving test! (You don't want to know how many times I've tried!) Here in the U.K., across every single driving test centre, the pass rate is between 48 and 49%. One of the barristers in chambers says this is way too consistent f...
Which is why I am sitting in a brand new car, with my legs spread wide apart, and I'm straddling the bear stick, rubbing it up and down my quim.
But let me start at the beginning. Dad must have been confident, because this car has been kept since I started lessons when I was 18. It's been hidden in one of our ...
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