I'm sitting in court, trying to stay conscious and listening to my fourth day of "legal arguments." This is where one side tries to get the case thrown out or manoeuvre the judge into disallowing prosecution key evidence. The other side lie in their teeth about how the evidence was obtained legally and should be admitt...So, I'm sitting there, listening to the prosecution barrister drone on and on and on and on! Fuck, he has a boring voice!
So, I decided that today that I don't just feel horny. I feel dirty, randy, naughty, slutty. All of the above. I can't do anything much in court though. The judge would see if I jiggled around or...
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