I walk through the airport trailing my flight bag. I can't resist looking down at the sleeve of my uniform. Four rings, and four bars on my epaulettes. I am now a Captain. With great power, comes great wetness, I find! Ok, so today, I'm flying back to the UK, but this time, I'm in the left hand seat. A s...
I get to the briefing room and find that there will be a delay. The incoming crew reported a problem that the ground engineers have to fix. They have said four hours! Fuck! And I've made a real effort today. New shirt, ironed to,perfection, new skirt, new jacket, hell, even new knickers! I smell like a walking Marks &a... » Read more