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Size Matters

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 21 Posted on: 24 Jun 2003 1 comments
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I know all those agony aunts tell us size doesn't matter but for me it does! My boyfriend is really, really sweet and does lots of things to please me (especially with his lovely soft tongue) but he is just too small. I love him dearly and would never tell him but there are times when I just need to feel something larg... » Read more
My Teachers

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Posted on: 16 Jun 2003 1 comments
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One of your stories reminded me about an amusing, and now that I think about it, cruel joke that my friends and I played on some of the male teachers in my school.First let me explain that my earliest recollection of sex was me touching myself from outside my underwear when I was 6. Nothing really happened until I was ... » Read more
Doctor Does It Too

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 48 Posted on: 11 Jun 2003 1 comments
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An unusual exam has me getting myself off.
As our founding fathers indicated in the constitution, all women are not created equal either. Take it from me, I'm a gynecologist. And, no, I don't have that kind of practice; I'm a professional and happily married. My buddies will joke about how hot it must be to poke and pro... » Read more
Basketball Player

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Santa Cruz'n' Age: 10 at the time Posted on: 09 Jun 2003 1 comments
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A fond memory!
I learned how to jack off when I was 9.At about age 10 my family ran an inn in Southern California.One time we had a visiting junior college basketball team staying at the inn and my brothers and I got invited to their game in a near-by town. Not only that, but we rode on their bus and went with them into... » Read more
Truth or Dare

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: 17 Posted on: 26 May 2003 1 comments
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The other day, me and some of my friends got together for a competition (if you have to know, it was Dance Dance Revolution, and yes, I was beaten badly.) Anyway, most of us were outside, when one of my friends (all of us are either Seniors or Juniors), who is gay, came running out of the place being chased by one of m... » Read more
Clarisse Moves In

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 22 May 2003 1 comments
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Our hero gets more than he bargined for when he goes out for a gallon of milk and gets an eyeful of his new sexy plump neighbor!I was walking home late one blustery October night. I had gone out for, of all things, a carton of milk. Yeah, I know, insert old joke here, but I like my cereal in the morning. It was pretty ... » Read more
SKINHEAD JACK OFF

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 20 May 2003 2 comments
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by Dan When I was a sophomore in high school, the whole skinhead phenomena was still brand new and there weren't many of them where I grew up. Fortunately for me -- or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it -- there was a group of 6 of them at my high school. Now, before you all freak out, not all skinheads ar... » Read more
Good at Squeezing

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Alexa Age: 26 Posted on: 17 May 2003 0 comments
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My home was very strict Christian and my parents made it clear that we kids were never supposed to touch ourselves. So I never did, but when a friend of mine told me that a girl could come by squeezing her thighs together I practiced it right away and got very good at it. If I had seen a dirty movie or had a nice fanta... » Read more
Initiation

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Jake Age: <18 author Posted on: 13 May 2003 0 comments
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Sometimes, you really can't see what's coming next until it actually over, but the end is only the beginning.
At 13 before I'd even started masturbating, my cousin Peter who was 11 came over one summer for vacation. He and I had nothing in common. Because it was hot upstairs and the AC was downstairs, my parents slept d... » Read more
SEXPLAY WITH MY ROOMIES

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 11 May 2003 3 comments
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by Dan When I was almost 18 years old and freshly graduated from high school, I auditioned for and was selected to participate in a summer theatre program at a college about 100 miles from home. It was the first time I had spent much time away from my family, and I was excited and sort of scared by the prosepect of sp... » Read more
HELPING OUT A FIRST-TIMER

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 11 May 2003 1 comments
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by Dan A few years ago I performed in a summer theatre production. On the first night of rehearsal, about 2 weeks after the cast had been selected, I walked into the rehearsal hall and saw my fellow cast members for the first time. There were 8 males and 4 females in this production. Most were around my age (40) or yo... » Read more
Ole & Lena visit Sven & Ingrid

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 05 May 2003 1 comments
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A short joke!Ole and Lena were visiting at Sven and Ingri's home. As the evening was drawing to a close, Ingrid went to the kitchen to get a snack. Lena went to help. As they were fixing some sandwiches, Lena told Ingrid in a hushed voice, "I have a confession to make."Ingrid eagerly said, "Let's hear it."Lena replied,... » Read more
The Beginning to Something Hot

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: Admin Posted on: 01 May 2003 1 comments
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One day during school my friends dared me to go ask my hunky young math teacher if he had ever had a sexual thought about a student . . Being the outgoing girl that I am, I decided to go ask him. So I went up to his BIG desk in the front of the LITTLE classroom and asked him. He simply replied "Thats a good question . ... » Read more
Poor Neighbor

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 27 Apr 2003 0 comments
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Poor Neighbor by DaveI live in a suburban neighborhood of a large midwestern city. Pretty typical 80's style houses where every seventh one is the same ya know? I am one of the few singles in the neighborhood, but about a year ago, the house directly adjoining my back yeard went up for sale and soon I saw a guy a... » Read more
First Day at Gym

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: John Age: 17 Posted on: 25 Apr 2003 2 comments
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Hi, I've read a few stories on this site and thought I should contribute my story. True story which happened about a month ago. I'm 17 years old and a friend got me a free year pass to the local gym. I've had it for months then realized that I mite as well use it. It was a nice hot day, so I packed up ma clothes and he... » Read more
Cruel J.O. Joke

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: 'John' Age: 18 Posted on: 21 Apr 2003 0 comments
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Not sure what category this experience fits into...you decide.
It was the weekend and 'James', 'Robert' and I were bored and had walked up to our Jr High and we skateboarded a bit until we were bored. While we walked around we saw a jacket that belonged to a girl that we really disliked laying out in the field and 'Jame... » Read more