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"Just Checking Out the Menu!"

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 06 Jun 2003 1 comments
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A priest's explanation for his wandering eyes.A priest and an overweight man were sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The heavy man admitted that he didn't dare order what he'd really like to order, but would just have to stop with a cup of coffee. A beautiful gal walked into the restaurant. She sashayed her hips back and forth as she walked. She pushed her shoulders back so her ample bosom took center stage. All the guys turned to oogle her and savor the delicious sight!The heavy-set man noticed the priest also looking longer than most people would deem appropriate for a priest to look at such a beautiful gal. So he commented, "Father, I'm surprised you're so taken in by her."The priest replied, "You look at the menu, even though you're overweight. I'm just checking out the menu also."