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Chocolate Math (Sex Math!)

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 30 Jul 2004 1 comments
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Interesting and Amusing. Works for sex too!This is cool chocolate math! Don’t cheat by scrolling down first. It only takes a minute, so work this out as you read. Be sure not to read the end until you’ve worked it out. This is not one of those wasted time things. It’s fun!1. Pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (Do more than once, but less than 10.)2. Multiply this number by 2, just to be bold.3. Add 5 – for Sunday!4. Multiply that total by 50. (Use a calculator.)5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1754. If you have not had your birthday this year yet, add 1753.6. Now subtract the four digit year that your were born.You should have a 3-digit number. The first digit was your original number of how many times you want ot have chocolate each week.The next two numbers are – look closely – your age!!! (Ah, hah!)This is the only year that this combination of numbers will work, so pass it around while it is still good.Now for Lily friends, I could have re-written the math equation for you and called it sex math, but, hopefully, you will have figured out that the same number that indicates how many times you want chocolate per week might also indicate how many times you would like sex per week! For me, my mind was working as soon as my wife gave me the math and I chose 4 -- both chocolate and sex, alternate days plus a bonus each week! Of course, if you are a multi-orgasmic female, the number could represent how many sessions of sex you want per week instead of how many orgasms you want per week! Also, if you want half a dozen orgasms a day, the number would be more than 10 for the week, so you may have to calculate how many O's you want in a day, instead of per week.Like the formula for assigning numerical values to words posted some time ago, if I had not translated sex for chocolate in my thinking, I would not have bothered you here with the math. Enjoy! RC