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Giving MORE than 100%

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Nov 2003 1 comments
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My wife brought this home from work. Funny! and I've enhanced it for us to feel good about taking time to play! Have fun reading -- and playing!We’ve all been to meetings where someone asks you to give more than 100%.Ever wonder what they mean when they say they are giving more than 100%?How does a person achieve 103%? Well, here’s a simply mathematical formula that might help answer the question of what makes up 100% in life.A = 1. B = 2. C = 3. and so on till Z which = 26. Write the letters in a row with the numbers underneath.Take H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K for example: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is a good, but only equals 96%. 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96.Now, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is right up there!1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100!Surprisingly, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T goes over 100, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%!Can you guess how far ass kissing will take you?A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Add it up!1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% See!So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top! One can only conclude that some people who reached the top of the ladder have certainly had to do lots of unpleasant things in their life!Now for my enhancement of the formula. I decided to check out S-E-L-F-L-O-V-E. That's 96. Good, but not quite 100.M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N adds up to great 153! S-E-L-F-P-L-E-A-S-U-R-I-N-G adds up even better to 164!! S-E-L-F-G-R-A-T-I-F-I-C-A-T-I-O-N adds up to 174!!!And best of all, S-E-L-F-S-T-I-M-U-L-A-T-I-O-N adds up to 196!!!! Almost 200%!Hopefully my addition was correct. Now add them all together, and what do we come up with? A whopping 783%! Now if we only need 100% per day, one orgasm should last a week! However, when all the world is stomping on us though, we understandably may need more than one a week. Oh, I forgot to check O-R-G-A-S-M! I'll let you ad that one. Also, I did not check out T-I-C-K-L-I-N-G C-L-I-T or R-U-B-B-I-N-G C-L-I-T or P-U-M-P-I-N-G L-O-V-E W-A-N-D, but you get the idea. Check out STIMULATING G-SPOT, or SUCKING CLIT or FINGERING PUSSY or EMPTYING BALLS or SHOOTING CUM or LICKING BREASTS or FUCKING or SUCKING TITS and V-I-B-R-A-T-I-N-G C-L-I-T and V-I-B-R-A-T-I-N-G G-S-P-O-T. The list could go on and on. I just did a few for starters. Add these others up and let us know how they add up!Adding LICKING BREASTS and RUBBING CLIT and VIBRATING G-SPOT and MULTIPLE ORGASMS all together for one great big happy sum should show us that pleasure is absolutely necessary for us to keep on top of the world!!! Let no one deprive us of the feelings our own bodies can give us. When the world or our spouses or lovers fail to fill our love tanks, we can do it ourselves and don't have to be grumpy because our spouses aren't as interested in sex as we are nor continue to hold grudges against them.What I want to say is that to really keep on top of things when the world shoots darts at us from all sides trying to puncture our balloon, we may need one or more orgasms a day to keep us cheerful! You know the old saying, "Smile. People will wonder what you're up to!" Well, I work in a negative setting and AM ABLE to keep a smile on my face most of the time in spite of all the negative that goes on there! I know orgasms work psychologically because the physical feelings are so good! I'm ready! Join me in a good time and then don't forget to thank our Creator afterwards for the miracles of erection and orgasm and all the feelings which shoot throughout our body and fire bursts of excitement clear into our brain!Hopefully, you all feel good about your bodies and the pleasure they can give us! On a final note, when any of us has reason to celebrate, we can CELEBRATE WITH AN ORGASM!!! and make something great become the very best that it can possibly be! Happy tickling to you all! RC