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Feeling Cheated!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Jun 2003 1 comments
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I’d groan too!A backwoods farmer came across a Montgomery Ward catalog many years ago. The old bachelor was absolutely amazed and totally enthralled by the beautiful women he saw on page after page, some in near stages of nudity and some dressed in stunningly charming costumes. He picked out the most beautiful, curvaceous female to be his bride and ordered her for what he thought was an entirely reasonable price. He awaited the arrival of his order eagerly for several weeks. When the order finally did arrive, he was puzzled that the package could be so small. Upon opening it, he found only the dress, and no bride!Ohhhhh. What a groaner. Now isn’t that just like false advertising! Everything from Viagra to cars is advertised with a beautiful gal just begging to be taken into one’s arms and loved. Even dry breakfast cereals advertise strawberries or blueberries on the front of the box. Upon opening the package and pouring some into a bowl, I’m always disappointed there are no strawberries I can suck on, pretending they're some beautiful gal's clit!