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Needing to know how many kinds of milk

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 01 Nov 2003 1 comments
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Can't learn if you don't ask!A busy little boy was lying on the floor and drawing intently. Without looking up, he asked his Daddy, "Daddy, how many kinds of milk are there?"His Daddy replied, "Well, let's see. There's Grade A, pasturerized, homogenized, whole milk, 2 % milk, skim milk, fortified milk, chocolate milk, soy milk, coconut milk, and breast milk. There may be more."The little boy said, "Thanks, Dad.""Why are you asking, son?" His Daddy asked."Oh," the little boy replied, "I'm drawing a cow and just needed to know how many different faucets to draw on her."Of course,I like whole milk best, just as it comes naturally. No insults intended here because this is not meant to make anyone feel inadequate, but wouldn't it be totally delightful if females could produce chocolate milk that could be available "on tap" anytime anywhere! The first one to be able to do so will probably have the longest line of guys you ever saw waiting for samples at the next picnic in the park on a Sunday evening! I certainly wouldn't want to miss out unbuttoning, seeing, fondling playfully, holding lovingly, squeezing gently, sucking delightfully, and licking to enjoy the last drop! Can you females imagine how much stimulation that could mean, how exciting that could be, and how popular you would be! Wow!