We currently have stories with more being added every day

Ben Franklin had it wrong!

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 02 Dec 2003 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:

Ben Franklin would have never passed my Human Sexuality Class, if I were teaching one.The other night at bed time, my wife noted that I had an erection and said "I'm going to sleep. Do what you have to do. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush" (That's one of Ben Franklin's quotes.) I told her, "I'd rather have my bird in your bush! A bird in the bush is worth 2 in the hand!" chuckle! chuckle!Any time, I'd much rather hide my love wand in her love canal than simply hold it in either of my hands. On cold nights, I tell her that I'd like to park my car in her heated garage overnight, so it will start easily in the morning! Her body s so soft and warm and moist inside and feels so good when surrounding me, squeezing my joy stick, and sucking me in deep! IF we could possibly stay together all night, my pleasure pole would be raring for action by morning or in the middle of the night! Big as a fence post, hard as a rock, purple as a lilac, and as excited as a bucking bronco!