Master Masseuse

I've been a massage practitioner of sorts (she laughs) for 38 years now. I started out doing conventional massages at a spa, a fairly elegant place in Santa Monica, California. They fired me on some pretext. It really bothered me at the time, because I didn't know what happened. I know now: I was told in very definite terms by the management not to give happy endings, and yet, AND YET, that's exactly what was expected. In my youthful innocence, I figured I could do a fine job, and earn a good living with the massages I learned to perform, and for which I was licensed. The management HAD to tell me not to give happy endings because that was technically illegal, and they wanted to pretend to stay 'clean' but their clients either got handjobs, or went elsewhere. So anyway, I got fired, and therefore I did the only thing I could do: I started my own, independent massage practice. And just like your other client, I ended up giving handjobs at the end of each massage. At first, I was kind of offended that my skills as an actual therapeutic massage practitioner wasn't really what was wanted. But handjobs are what brought me, well, more business than I could handle (pun intended). Now, I had women and men clients. but mostly men. Women do like their orgasms just as much as men. Don't let anyone tell you differently. The only thing is, they are much more reluctant to admit it, and to allow it to happen. Poor things! Of course, I mean that for men too. They all would love hand jobs. Oh, I don't just mean from us professionals, but from friends, family, whatever. But everyone in our whole confounded society is afraid to speak the simple truth: Masturbation is a lovely thing with no downside, and everyone would love a handjob from everyone, anyone, else! So, as you can see, I'm older now. In the early days, I'm sure my sexy thin looks brought some of my business. Now, it has to be the quality of my service, because, I have to admit, I look like an old bag of potatoes. (She laughs again). Oh yes, I do enjoy seeing a man ejaculate. It's no longer a sexual thing with me, yet it is still very satisfying. I like to see a man or a woman squirm with orgasmic delight. Having been a somewhat outspoken proponent of masturbation - as much as I could and still fit in to our society - I've had numerous friends, both male and female to play with over the years. My favorite is a light touch on the anus. Go figure. But that's what sets me up. I mean, after someone ever so slowly and lightly strokes around my butthole, and finally touches right in the middle ever so lightly, I'm ready to start orgasming. A little rubbing on my clit, a finger pressed into my butt, or fingers in my pussy (my favorite), and I'm off and running! [At that point, I cut the interview short, got the delightful old woman undressed and on my bed, and did exactly what she wanted.]