Last night I was at dinner with my family, and things were getting a bit boring. I was sitting at the head of the table so I had a perfect view of the hall where all the waiters/waitresses walked by with food.
I suddenly spotted this smokin hot waitress. She was blonde and had a super tight ass. I made eye contact with her and she gave me a smile. I instantly got hard. The next time she walked by I stared at her ass, and she could tell and smiled at me again. It was too bad I was with my family or else I wouldn't be posting a masturbation story.
We got home and I went to bed early because I was super horny. As soon as I turned the lights out I got fully naked and got under the covers. There was pre cum dripping from my tip. I started to stroke, and after about five minutes I was ready to cum. I thought no way, too quick. So I stopped for 15 minutes and watched some porn. My dick was so hard it almost ached.
Then I had a very naughty idea. I only do this when I'm REALLY horny. I laid down on my back and brought my legs up over my head, and that way I can lick my tip. If I'm real horny I can stretch myself to have my full head in my mouth, which was what happened that night. I took it out of my mouth and I put the skin below the head on the back of my penis(flabby skin with a lot of nerves I can't remember what it's called) inside my lips and licked vigorously until I was on the edge again.
I didn't want to cum in my mouth(ew) so I laid down again in my bed. I have this thing called a 'hex bug' that has a little switch and it vibrates and when you put it on the ground it looks like its walking around (it's not made for masturbation it's made for little kids). Anyway, I like to call it the sex bug. While I was on the edge I turned the hex bug on and put it on the back of my swollen cock and probably two seconds later I jizzed EVERYwhere. My cum went like two yards up in the air. It felt so fucking good. Best orgasm ever!