I recently read a technique about some dude using a vacuum to get off. He inserted the tip of his cock into the vacuum hose. I also discovered the vacuum cleaner as a jack off toy. I was frigging addicted to it and only changed to jack off with my hand a couple years later. With some vacuums, my cock is too big to insert into the end of a vacuum cleaner hose so I got very creative.
Take a toilet paper roll and remove the cardboard tube. It's just the right size for most of us. My circumcized cock is 6 3/4" and avg girth so it fits inside the tube with a little bit of room to spare. This is important - you want air to be able to whoosh around your cock when the vacuum is on. Put the vacuum hose into that cardboard tube about 1" or so. Take some toilet paper and wrap it around that joint to create a better seal.
Now insert your cock into the paper tube and turn on the vacuum. Adjust the suction so the vibration gets your foreskin rattling and wait about 10 seconds before you blow the most intense wad of your life. It's absolutely *the most intense orgasm* I've ever had. Wear a cock ring or tie your cock & balls up to really enhance it. I've got a raging hard on just writing this. I need to rub one out now.
Tips: cardboard tubes from paper towels work as well
You'll be VERY tempted to do it a second time right after you cum.....Don't. If you vacuum-suck your cock too long it'll bleed. Don't ask me how I know this.
This technique makes a LOT of noise. You'll want some privacy if you try it. Or not...
Come up with a good excuse when people in your house start wondering why all the cardboard toilet paper tubes are all missing.
A shop vac will also work but you have to adjust how much suction you get by not using as much TP to seal the tube. Too much suction will break the skin. Ask me how I know...
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Editor's note: Try this at your own risk. We cannot recommend inserting your penis into a vacuum hose and certainly not a shopvac.
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