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The Men's Club Part II: Masturbation Forever!

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This three-part series is a collaborative project by two ST-ers, Maturebator and Patrick.  It’s based on a composite of real events and conversations, although the location, setting and names have been changed.


In Part One, we introduced the reader to The Men’s Club, an active group of compatible seniors living in a California retirement community.   Most of our members attend every month, and they frequently bring along a guest.  Ours is a club where the usual proscription on any talk about “religion, sex or politics” doesn’t quite hold.  We do talk about sex!  And, funny thing . . . it’s the most popular of conversations.  [Well, after all, we wind up most gatherings with a robust circle jerk!] If you read Part I you’ll recall that it dealt with our figuring out why our wives might be losing interest in sex, and what we could do about it.  There’s a lot more we could have written, but we think we covered the main themes pretty well. Some of our conversations have actually focused more on ourselves, our own arousal issues, and our ongoing interest in masturbation and sex.  Earlier this year, after about a dozen of us had arrived for our monthly get-together, we shed our clothes and hopped into our giant jacuzzi.  The day’s gathering started off something like this: Patrick:  Okay, I’ve got an idea for kicking off our discussion today.   I think you’ll find it interesting . . . although it may hit close to home and be a bit touchy.    Three questions . . . First, how many of you still have the same high-powered erection that you used to when you were in your teens or twenties.  (No hands went up.)  No surprise, eh?  Happens to the best of us!!  2nd question:  How many of you are using some kind of ED drug or natural product, either before sex with your wife or before masturbating?  (8 hands went up.)  Third question:  Be honest now, how many of you are using some kind of toy to give you a stronger erection . . .you know, like a cock ring or a prostate vibrator?  (Only 4 hands went up.)  Okay, not too surprising, actually. Bill [one of the newcomers]:  Hey, I’ve got a question too:  How many of you jerk off at home whenever you feel the urge?  (11 hands went up)  And, for those who just raised their hand, does your wife know about it and is she entirely okay with it?  (6 hands went up . . .and two had ‘half a hand’ up!) Patrick:  Great question.  Tell you what.  I think this business about whether or not we feel we’ve got to hide our jerk-off sessions from our wives is important enough that we really ought to spend a whole ‘meeting’ on this . . . or more than one if we want. Rich:   Agreed.  Could we get back to your first question, Patrick?  Everybody knows that the aging process takes its toll on us . . . remember that old phrase about “the angle of the dangle” getting smaller by the year?  Yeah.  It just happens.  For me, it happened around the time I turned 60 or 61.    I was  finding it more and more difficult to maintain the kind of erection like I used to have. . . sometimes I’d go soft while my wife and I were in the middle of a good romp – for no reason at all that I could figure out – and then there were times when I couldn’t stay hard enough to even go into her.  Anyway, I went to my family doc one day, told him what had been going on for several months . . .  and he just kinda smiled and said, well, you have heard of ED haven’t you?  Of course, I replied, but do you think that’s what’s happening to me?  To make long story short, he explained the facts of life to me, wrote me a prescription for “that little blue pill” that had just come on the market a few years earlier, and sent me down to the pharmacy.  The next morning I was almost giddy with anticipation.  I took the pill and within a half hour could feel the effect.  It was electric.  My wife put her hand on my leg, started moving down to my crotch and – Wham.  I had an erection like I hadn’t felt in years!  From then on I was hooked! Grant [and others]:  No kidding.  Same here.  I don’t use the same brand you do, Patrick, but the one I use has the same effect – it’s like penis candy.  I love it.  (laughs all around)   And since my wife and I don’t have sex anymore – because of some medical difficulties she’s had – I take the pill before every time I masturbate or, if she’s feeling up to it, when she gives me a nice hand-job.  For me, it takes effect in about 10 minutes – as long as I take it on an empty stomach. Bernie:  What do you guys think about putting chemicals into your body just to help get aroused?  I’ve never liked that idea, so I’ve basically avoided going to my doc to get a prescription. Jerry:  I had a long talk with my urologist about ED drugs.  The mainline ones on the market now are perfectly safe.  Sure, they may have a couple of side effects – like feeling a little flushed for example – but their effect lasts for a few hours, wears off, and isn’t retained by your body.   For my money, they are more than worth it! Dave:  Hey, you took a poll, Patrick, about our using sex toys.  I may sound like I just wandered in from outer space, but I haven’t heard much about this sort of thing.  Cock rings?  What for?  A vibrator?  Sounds dangerous. Andy, Patrick may want to jump in on this but yes, there are oodles of cock rings on the market [you can find them in most adult stores and – of course – online.  Amazon, you know, has everything . . . including just about every imaginable sex toy available!  But there are other web sites too.  The thing of it is, the cock ring operates on the principle of slightly restricting the flow of blood “out” of your penis and what this does is give you a firmer or stronger erection. Patrick:  Right . . .  there is a small team of urologists out of the University of Minnesota who developed an assortment of cock rings. . .with varying sizes and degrees of pliability.  I’ve used a couple of different ones since 2007, and I have to tell you, they’re like magic.  You slide it down over your semi-erection, to the base of your penis, and . . voila, in short order you have a full scale erection and, as you get really aroused – with our without your penis candy -  you have an erection that will last about as long as you want it to!  I’ll let you know the brand, if you’d like to try the rings out.  They’re expensive, but worth every cent, and last a long long time.  Two of the rings I’ve had have lasted over 10 years, in fact.  One advisory though:  Don’t wear the ring more than about two hours – preferably less. Andy:  Something else that can give you a firmer erection – and make and keep you aroused longer – is a prostate massage insert .  . .there are lots of sizes, styles, and brands, and they come in both softer and harder materials.  It may seem a little gross at first, but after I used one a couple of times and felt the great effect it had in keeping me aroused and giving me a stronger erection, I’ve gotten over the business of inserting and removing it.  No big deal. Jack:  I’ve got a question.   How many of you fellas are on the internet a lot . . .you know, for shopping, or looking things up, or checking on news sites. . . .  or maybe even for some good porn?  (9 hands went up)   No kidding.  I guess I would have predicted that just about all of us spent time online.  Oh well, the reason I asked is that I’ve personally found lots of “good material” online that’s been really helpful . . . in my sex life, that is.  There are lots of interesting sites [can’t name them here though]. . .  you won’t believe what you can find on them!  Truly amazing.  Sure, a lot of the stuff is pretty weird or far out, but there’s a ton of stuff that you can actually learn from . . . to spice up your sex life, either your own or with your wife.  As they say, don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.   For me, browsing the web once in a while for “ideas” has been educational, and has definitely helped make my wife’s and my bedroom times more interesting. One of the main things we spent time on around the pool had to do with health issues.  If there was anything we all agreed on it was that we all could enjoy the kind of sex life we wanted or needed [apart from some communication issues with wives]. . . as long as our health was good.  As one of the group put it, “I can’t think of a better motivator for my keeping myself in good health than being able to prolong my sex life!!” Jake:  Hey, isn’t it about time we get to our last agenda item? Rich:  You’re right, Jake.  Shucks, I almost forgot.  Just kidding!!  Okay, let’s get the circle jerk started, men.  Remember, the first guy to blow his load gets to yell “Masturbation Forever!” Stay tuned for Part III.  We’ll be talking about opening up a line of communication with our wives about  masturbation.

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