The Book Of Male Masturbation

The book is difficult, though ultimately and intimately seductive to handle, as the slightest touch makes the surface of the fleshy covers swell and throb. Its size and mass change constantly, the near presence of some prospective readers appears to generate excitement in this volume which manifests, whether by optic illusion or actual internal fabrication mechanics, an elongation and substantial increase in girth.

Whatever its shape however the book’s spine is always extremely sturdy and upright, constantly leaking a nectar of anticipation which has been known at times to drip from the bookshelf and pool wantonly on the library floor.

Although the book has sixty-eight pages currently, there was a further end page originally, but this last one consumed itself in an act of ultimate self love. The page of contents has unfortunately been made indecipherable by readers that through their initially overwhelming enthusiasm have prematurely come to the climax of the narrative of which the book in part reveals.

Prick teasingly in this brief synopsis, only a limited description of some of the pages can be offered up.

For example, the fifth leaf is woven of male pubic hair and gives forth a cornucopia of sensory histories - the aromatic flavour of the first ever cum, the feel of intense dick sweat, the scent of testosterone induced tautness, a vibration of the kinesthetic urgency of cock root strain.

Page ten provides a treatise on the science and art of edging. Whilst its opposite page brings forth a mirror, an exquisite reflective surface that if the reader confronts naked whilst stroking his manhood, he sees himself always one step ahead of his current edging state and thus is guided by himself into ever deeper experiences of submersion in cock bliss.

Twenty-two gives detailed portrayal of the ways bate mates can bond at physical, psychic and ethereal levels independent of distance - annotation on a bate dance, trance and mutual hypnosis is given to heighten, develop and magnify phallic energy between bate brothers.

The middle pages unfold into a landscape which contains vignettes of every man who ever has, is currently and ever will masturbate - rarely has any man been able to turn past these pages, finding themselves seduced into a perpetual bating of their cock and thus becoming themselves embedded in the landscape revealed herein.

Thus knowledge of pages beyond this epicentre of masturbatory seduction is more rumour and speculation than gained through actual experience.

One page is said to open a gatefold containing a realtime map of every person that is in any way stimulating their phallus and so if unfolded on the night of a full moon the copious volume of ejaculate that pours forth drowns the reader and floods the library. Any who are able to transit further through the volume, find later pages created from advanced pop-up technology of alien impregnators - first appearing as diagram schematics they self-assemble before the reader's eyes and pull his hand forth. Mesmerised he stimulates, in a frenzy of unbridled lust, which causes them to explode in constant eruptions of semen ropes that again being so voluminous a tsunami submerge such an adventurous reader.

Hence the book was deemed so subversive and dangerously corrupting that it was deleted from the catalogue of Prospero's original 25 and hence forth only 24 are ever mentioned as being placed in his boat.