Real Time Jerk Off

I'm having a rare day off from work and I have the house to myself.  I'm going to live blog until I cum.  There will be some tangents. I'm 40ish, 6'2", 230, bi.  My dick is currently like 3/4 hard, using a pink taoloring ruler, I see my cock is 4.5" exactly.  It'll get bigger but not really. I have half of a european cucumber, a red thicker sized sharpie and one of my girlfriend's toys beside me on the bed.  I also have my laptop (xvideos, "ladyboy nails tgirls ass" and free preview clips of abby winters).  I took a half a cialis 2 days ago bc I was anticipating sex w the gf (I was right) and I can still feel the effects of the pill.    I also have some latex gloves, petroleum jelly, my girlfriend's watermelon lube and I'm stealing one of herRough Rider studded condoms.  I think my gf was very active sexually before me.  Early on we talked about sex, her sex toys she had bought, sex toys ex bfs had bought her but not so much anymore.  She still has a shoebox of old condoms and lube bottles.   We probably have sex once a week.  I shared one of my bi experiences with her once and she was not happy about it so our sex is rather vanilla, hard and sometimes fast, sometimes slow. I also have a Trojan thin magnum condom with me.  I bought a pack from a gas station last week while travelling for business. It was just me and a skinny gil cashier.  I got a little wood asking her to get the condoms for me.  She asked which brand I wanted, I repeated '"Magnum, the thins," she quickly made eye contact with me and kind of smiled.  I bought them bc after my am meetings, I was able to stop off at an adult video arcade.  I hadn't been there in about threee years.  I was hoping to use the magnums on some larger cocks in their gloryholes.  Last time I went there was before my gf and I saw some great cock, one guy must have been close to 8".  I bring or buy condoms in the store in case I see a nice D to suck or if everything is perfect, to fuck - I'd rather stroke them though as I jerk off.  I love feeling a bigger cock in my hand..  It's lame trying to use a condom in the gloryholes but I'm staying clean and safe.  It's actually more difficult getting a condom on someone's dick than your own, so I thought the magnums would make it easier too.  Although the gloryholes were still there, the cutomers were old, fat, and not big at all.  Only 2 guys put their cocks through the hole in my booth, both were really small, like 4" and 4.5".  I lightly stroked them but I wasn't into it.  I surfed the porn with the volume turned way up.  I put one of the magnums on and it was huge, very baggy on me.  I took it off, nutted on the wall in front me and took off.  I must of dropped 1 of the other magnums in the booth. I'm going to use the third on this big cucumber. Measuring my cock again it's 5 7/8", about 85-90" erect.  I'm 5" thick.  That seems thick but it looks kind of thin...  The cucumber is 7.5" and 5 7/8" thick.  We ate half of it a few days ago.  It's cold from being in the fridge, The Sharpie is 6" x 2 1/4 or 2.5.  The GF's blue dildo, this might be one of those Rabbits bc it has a piece on it for clit stimulation, is 6" from the tip to the base of the clit piece, and 5" around.  It feels massive and the bateries still work, maybe she's been using it.  Runs like  power too.  I'd like to but I'm not ggoing to use the dildo.  I don't want her to think I used it and washed it or something.. Ok.  I've fingered myself before.  Last time was August and I actually used a toothbrush and came all over the place.  I've been fingered by girls, hookups, girlfriends, pros, guys, and even some shemales.  All of the above have used toys on me, beads, dildoss, some used strapons (my favorite) and some actually penetrated me with their actual cocks.  I've been fucked rather hard by strapons but I've only gotten fucked by a penis like once or twice.  I've been penetrated maybe a dozen times by an actual man or shemale cocks, but I don't like giving the control.  It feels good, eventually, but it's hard to trust someone you've just met to go slow when all they want to do is fuck and cum.  I'd like to try a strapon and an actual penis again very soon.  Or a threesome with another guy. Putting the magnum and lube on the cucumber. It's heavy.  And cold.  Not fitting into my butt either.  It feels good.  Like a real cock.  If someone was pushing it in I could maybe take it.  It's kind of getting in but not really, maybe an inch of it at the most. Putting the studded condom on my cock, I like the studded feel.   Very tight on my cock.  I can kind of feel the studs on my hand but not really.  Taking the condom off and putting it on the Sharpie, and a little lube.  Nice to stroke again without the condom on. I'm on my back, left hand typing, right hand stroking and toying.  If I get close to cumming I'll use both hands and finish this later. Pushing the Sharpie in.  It's perfect.  (Also, xvids shemale a strange thressome and gay teen cock compare vids.)  My cock feels great, almost 6", maybe 6.1".  Marker all the way in.  Tapping it sends electric sensations all throughout my pubic area.   Putting an old shirt on my stomach for cleanup.  Putting GF's dildo in a latex glove, turning it on and putting it under my balls,  I'm sucking it.  I have to open wide.  It's very reralistic looking, except it's blue.  It looks so much thicker than my cock.  The head  is so juicy.  Yes!  (xvids, some quick examination vids and now some teen girls taking massive white cock vids).  The studs aren't doing much, if anything. Thinking about how my GF grabbed my ass as I was on top, trying to get deeper into her, thinking of the last time I saw a big cock.  A craigslist get together, he was chinese and gave me a legit massage, and then he stripped in front of me.  His cock was actually nice, hairy but almost 7".  He jerked me off as he tried to put his cock in my mouth.  I gripped his cock and started to stroke him and he came right away, not much, as if he'd just jerked off before seeing me.  He got down on his knees and I let him suck me.  He swallowed my cum which might have been a first with a guy for me. Now some vids of hot chicks taking big cock - curvy liza del sierra gets nailed.  I came in my gf last time, next time I'm going to cum on her ass and try to press my dick in her ass a little.  Yes!!!  Ok.  Thanks.  Came all over my chest, face and pillow I was lying on.  I left the marker in my ass as I was having an orgasm.  It was different.  My muscles clenched it but were confused something was in my ass.  It was a good orgasm but my next one might be really really good.   Time to clean up and hide/destroy the evidence.  That felt great.  Wish I had company.  Maybe someday... PS - for some reason, shemales, guys, cocks and whatever turn me on, but I still need to watch and hear girls to cum - even though it's all the other stuff that gets me there.  I just like seeing hot girls right after I cum, makes me feel straight I guess.