Oh, You're MY PILLOW now!

I've never been a huge fan of plain old pillow-humping as a means to get myself off. Oh, I did it now and then when I was younger, and a few times it was great. But it has never been one of my "go to" methods.  Put a silicone stroker or something similar in that pillow, with the end sticking out, now that's a different story. But them, that's not really pillow humping; I was doing the stroker, so that was pillow fucking.  I don't think I'd actually gotten it on with a pillow in the traditional sense since before I was married, probably several years before that, in fact. 

Some time ago my wife picked up a couple of new pillows for our bed. She'd tossed them on the bed one afternoon between errands and they were there when I got home from the gym, but my wife was already off on another mission. I got undressed to get in the shower and then thought maybe it would be a nice time to masturbate: I was relaxed, already naked, there was no one home...  The only question was bed or shower? 

Bed.  I got a hand towel from the bathroom, then my lube from my nightstand, and flopped down on the bed.  I grabbed one of the new pillows to move it out of the way and noticed it was still in its thin, clear plastic retail covering. I gave it a little squeeze. It was pleasantly puffy. And the plastic was surprisingly supple.  I looked at the lube in my other hand. I squirted some lube on the plastic bag covering the pillow, a little more on my penis which still hadn't figured out what was going on (no doubt due to my tired state after my workout) and kind of rolled halfway on top of the pillow, clamping it between my legs, and began with first a gentle pressure, then slowly began to hump it. 

Oh, my!  I clutched the pillow against my chest and pelvis and gently humped it as I hardened up, surprised at how good it felt. How had I never tried this before? I got into a good steady rhythm and rode that slick, slippery thing for a good ten minutes before I changed it up and rolling full on top of it, picked up my pace and just pounded the hell out of it. With the smooth plastic and the lube, I slid against and into it effortlessly and I buried my face into the sheets as I thrust into it hard and fast, then frantically as my pleasure quickly escalated to the point of no return and then I climaxed, groaning into the sheets, the bed shaking and me still thrusting furiously straight through my orgasm, over-stimulation be damned!  

I was actually embarrassed when I'd finished and finally let go of the pillow and rolled off: 50 years old and I'd just masturbated to a fantastic orgasm like a horny teenager.

My wife asked later that week why the new pillows were still in their plastic cases.