My New Toy

I’ve been a chronic masturbator for nearly 45 years. Ever since that magical day at age 13 that I was playing with my hard little cock in bed and surprised myself by having my first orgasm. Since then I’ve masturbated almost ever single day of my life. Sometimes multiple times per day. 

I’ve been married for almost 30 years but since my wife no longer has any interest in sex, I masturbate as much today as I did as a teenager. Maybe even more. Over the last few years I’ve purchased a few sex toys but with generally disappointing results. My first purchase was an Aneros anal toy. As much as I tried I could never seem to experience the “Super 0” (or really any “O”) that this toy is known for. After a few years I gave up and just tossed it. My next toy was the Hot Octopus Pulse III male vibrator. This toy was pretty decent for a little while but I was never able to just let it buzz me off to an orgasm. Instead, I had to slowly stroke myself with it which often took a long time. The times that it got me off were pretty great but more often than not I got tired or ran out of time and ended up just giving up and finishing with my hand. After about a year, it stopped charging properly so I threw that toy out too. 

You would think that after those experiences I would have given up and just stuck with the hand that brought me, but being a horny bastard always in search of a great orgasm, I decided to try one more time. After much research (I am a true scholar when it comes to searchIng for a great orgasm), I finally decided to try one of the ever popular Fleshlights. The questIon was, with so many models to choose from which one was right for me. I finally decided to go with the Quickshot Vantage. It’s small size seemed ideal because although my wife doesn’t want to have sex, she apparently doesn’t want me to have any kind of sex either. Thats a long, complicated story for another time. 

The Quickshot appeared to be something that I could easily hide and use when I had some privacy and time alone. The other thing that factored into my decision was that in all the Fleshlight videos I’ve seen and in many of the comments users make, it seems common that although the Fleshlight is a great way to get to the edge of ecstasy, at the time of orgasm many men choose to pull out and finish by hand as the penis head gets a little too sensitive inside the traditional Fleshlight sleeve. The advantage to the Quickshot is that since it open ended, you can simply keep stroking when the orgasm hits and cum with the head of your penis poking right out of the top of the sleeve without experiencing the painful sensitivity that many people complained of. Maybe a little messier but I figured it was probably worth it. 

I ordered the Quickshot last week and eagerly anticipated its arrival. It was delivered today to the post office box that I use for business mail and I picked it up on my way home from work. I opened the package in my car and threw out all the boxes and packaging so that all I was left with when I got home was the actual Quickshot itself. I said my hellos to my family and hustled upstairs to my bathroom eager to try out my new toy. My concern was that being unfamiliar with it I wouldn’t be able to cum quickly enough and would have to give up and try again at a future time when I had more time and privacy. I shouldn’t have worried. I lubed up my half erect cock and inserted it into the sleeve. Almost immediately I felt like I was going to lose it. As I stroked my now fully erect cock, The slippery, soft inside of this thing made me nearly cum on the spot. It felt so fucking good and only felt better with each stroke up and down my shaft. After about a minute I knew I had reached the point of no return. I increased the speed of my stroking as my orgasm approached. When it hit my knees buckled as I experienced the best and strongest orgasm of my life. Thankfully no one was close enough to the bathroom to hear me because I moaned very loudly and then shot a gigantic cumshot all over the bathroom mirror. It was the hardest and furthest I’ve shot my load in years. I then pumped out six or seven more shots before I was finally finished. 

Between the lube and the cum all over the place, I had quite a mess to deal with it but the cleanup was well worth that high quality orgasm. I can’t wait to use this thing again when I’m alone and can take it slow and enjoy it even more.