First time jerking off ever and I fall in love with Charmin TP!
When I was about thirteen years old, a classmate and I had an sleep over. Sleeping bags on the living room floor, staying up late at night, talking about school and girls.
At some point, he asked me, “Do you ever jerk off?”
Well, I had no clue what that even meant! I was pretty naive.
So he explained it to me and asked if I wanted to try it.
He also said we should have some toilet paper handy, so I went into the bathroom and brought out a roll of Charmin TP. If you don’t already know, Charmin TP has a particular “pleasant” scent to it. This becomes important later.
So here we were, a couple of thirteen year olds stroking our erect dicks, in the living room, in our sleeping bags.
That first time, I wasn’t particularly aroused or anything, but kept at in anyways.
I never really FELT the ejaculation or had an orgasm, but I remember all of the sudden there was all this sticky, goopy stuff on my hand and belly. I told my buddy about it and he said, “Yeah, that’s it!”
Big deal!!! What a disappointment. Well, I wiped it all up with the Charmin TP and went to sleep.
Well, over the following weeks and months, I tried “jerking off” at bedtime, with a trusty roll of Charmin next to me, and eventually figured out, “Hey, this is fun! This feels pretty dang awesome!” Cleaning up with Charmin every time.
Well, in a true Pavlovian sense, my little pubescent brain came to associate the scent of Charmin tissue with ejaculation and orgasm! I actually came to believe that Charmin TP was what semen smelled like!!! HA!!!!
To this day - no kidding - whenever I smell Charmin bath tissue, I get just a little bit horny!!!
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