Humping, Pumping And Object Stuffing

Weed makes me so horny, so I use it to help heighten my sexual mood when I have an open day alone with no responsibilities, and I want to play for a few hours.

I start by cleaning my bong to perfection, and then chilling it in the freezer while I grind my weed and roll a few joints for later. This takes me 15 to 30 minutes depending on how high I already am. 😅 Then, I set aside a little pile of ground bud and strip my clothes off in front of the mirror. I play with my titties for a few minutes, tweaking and pulling my nipples. Grabbing my large boobs firmly and just giggling them - feeling their weight shift from left to right, imagining I'm showing them off by doing a shimmy in another woman's face. Thinking up a whole lesbian fantasy to get my juices flowing.

Once I've had my fill of tits in the mirror, it's time to wash the things I plan on playing with. In this particular memory, I wipe down several surfaces, objects and 3 toys. I then retrieve my bong from the freezer, adding refrigerated water, and 4 ice cubes to the neck. I walk back to my space rubbing my icy bong across my chest. Perking my nipples so much it's a little painful, but I like the pain.

The cold glass against my warm, tender breasts creates a slick condensation on the outside of the bong. I take advantage of the slippy surface and circle my left nipple a few times, sliding the base of it up to my neck and then down to my right boob. My princess part is tingling by now and I'm sitting in my bed, still seeing myself in the mirror just across from me.

I criss cross my legs placing the still frosty bong into the open space between my thighs, pressing it hard into my fat, clean shaved, slightly separated pussy lips. The frozen exterior shocks my clit to life, and makes me feel hot faced even though I've got goosebumps. I'm squirming - craving to rub my clit while I pack my bowl, taking a few hits back to back. I lay back with my piece still pressed to my crotch, using my feet and thighs to hold it in place. I close my eyes and let my fingers wander the rest of my body for a few minutes. Once I'm feeling my high, it's time to get into the good stuff.

I'm feeling a little giddy at this point, knowing I'm about to do weird shit to myself. (Well it's weird in my head but maybe some of you can relate!) I mount the arm of my computer chair, spreading my puffy lips and pressing my sweet spot down into the arm. I rock my hips slow at first to spread my self lubrication around, making it slippery and easy to grind. After humping my chair for a few minutes, I move to the edge of my desk, pressing the rounded corner into myself and rapidly move my pelvis up and down until I can feel myself dripping down my thick thighs.

I grab my pussy pump and small u shaped vibrator putting it on a level 3 of 8. My little hole is begging for a cum, but I'm still enjoying my tease. I insert my vibrator as deep as it will go, the other end of the u stimulating my clit, and then it's time to pump.

First thing is first, gotta lube the rim of the cup for safety. And while I'm at it, I pour a little onto my tits. I spread my legs in the mirror, and I pump and pump until my cup is full of my cunt. I leave it for a while, wriggling as my vibrator teases my pussy hole and my nipples endure the intense slapping I've gotten into. I have a fat innie vagina, so my pump makes me extra puffy on the outside.

After 10 or so minutes of pumping my bits, I release the suction, and remove my cup. My vibrator slides right out of me, covered in my gooey, warm, creamy juices. I turn it to level 5 of 8, switch my large cup on the pump to my clit cylinder, and pump my clit while fucking myself with my vibrator - slowly. I pump until my bean is just barely visible without spreading my lips. (As an innie, my clit and labia are very small and hidden beneath my lips.) Once my cum button is nice and full, I remove my pump completely and stop my vibrator. It's time for another hit.

I lay back, admiring my throbbing red private in the mirror, running my fingers ever so lightly across it making me shiver. I light a joint and grab a less conventional toy - a small metal spoon from my silverware drawer. I've had it sitting in ice water so it's nice and cold. I press the top of the spoon to my clit and rub - switching between the top and bottom sides of the spoon and dipping into the ice bath as needed. I get close to cumming, but not yet!

My thighs and pelvis are soaked in my wetness - my body quivering. I'm so excited for the next part. I put my joint out as I'm thoroughly baked, and grab my next play thing. It's a small, silicon kitchen whisk! One of my favorite things to use. Shoving my now engorged clitoris between the loops, moving the whisk up and down, just watching as the whisk and my clit get to know each other.

Slowly I rotate the whisk with my clit still between the loops. It pulls my clit softly with it before it slips out. I turn the whisk horizontally, and just roll it over my slit. It feels amazing, and before my brain can catch up to what is happening, I insert my whisk into my tight hole. In and out. In and out. In and out. I can see strings of pussy juice running down the whisk wires in my mirror. So fucking sexy to me. I love seeing how wet I am. I switch back and forth between whisk and spoon, sometimes using both, until I can't take it anymore and NEED to cum.

Using my 7 inch insertable dildo, I slowly push it inside of me. Putting my vibrator on the highest setting pressed to my screaming clit. I start slow, but that doesn't last long. I thrust my silicon cock into me hard and fast, feeling it deep, making myself moan - loudly.

I start talking to myself. Telling myself I'm such a good girl even though I'm being very naughty. Slapping my boobs and yanking on my nipples. Calling myself a good little slutty princess. I'm panting. I can feel my orgasm building. I sit up so I can see myself in the mirror better, only turning myself on more, causing me to thrust faster and faster. I'm wailing in pleasure, repeating "fuck me" over and over until that sweet release.

My muscles tighten, my vibrator falls from my hand, and my dildo is forced out of me by my contracting cunny. My cum is pouring out of my special hole, splashing about as I slap my pussy lips and clit with my dildo. I'm in total ecstasy. 

My body begins to shake before my slit quits leaking. My limbs go numb and all I can do is lay there whimpering. Thinking about the mess I have to clean up now. I watch my cum drip down my mirror as I recover. Wishing I had my daddy there to hold me, I curl up and snuggle a stuffie. Stewing in my wet spot until my legs are no longer wobbly.

I love my alone time, and am craving it after writing this. I hope you enjoyed!