For my work, I have to stay in hotels from time to time. I always look forward to these stays because I love masturbating in these unfamiliar places and do it several times during my stay. Here's what I look for as soon as I walk through the door to my room.
Here's my checklist:
The bedroom.
1) TV on, a quick flick through the channels to see if there are there any porn channels available. Check.
2) If not, start up my tablet and check the wifi quality...and make sure the porn channels are not blocked. Check.
3) Are there any scatter cushions? These are a pain in the arse if there are lots and there is nowhere to put them. However, they are usually firmer and rougher than the bed pillows and are ideal for a good hump at any time. Check.
4) Corner of the mattress. Is it humpable, ie, not too firm, not too soft and no hard piping around the edge (unless you like a bit of pain). Check.
5) Desk corner. Is it humpable with rounded edges. Is it the right height. Check.
6) Is there a full length mirror attached to the wall. If so, this can be a great place to mount my dildo with the rubber suction cup. I just love watching myself reversing, bum-first, onto that big rubber cock. Check.
7) Is there a full length mirror attached to a wardrobe door (or any other flexible mounting). Can it be positioned such that I can watch myself humping, jilling etc. Check.
8) Chair. Does it have arms that are humpable or a back that is not too high (for humping). Check.
9) Lastly, are the walls thin enough to hear the next rooms. Listen for a couple, they will eventually fuck and listening REALLY gets me off. Check.
The bathroom.
1) Is there a handset shower? The best clitoral stimulator in any hotel room. If you get a pulsating one, you've hit the jackpot! Check.
2) Does the shower have tiled of clear plastic walls suitable for the aforementioned stick-on dildo? Great if I can watch myself in the mirror. Check.
3) Can I watch myself from a large mirror? Check.
4) Is there a bath with a humpable rolled edge. Especially good if in front of the mirror. Oooh that cold feeling. Check.
5) Bathing products. These can sometimes be a useful insertion accessory in an emergency. Body lotion can sometimes double up as lube. Check.
Well that's fourteen ways to masturbate in a hotel room. Why not share your ideas, I'd love to try them.
Di XX
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