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"Help! A mouse!"

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 19 Jul 2004 -17 comments
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These sex stories that I have never told anyone that I heard in my youth keep cropping up after half a century! They've evidently been simmering on the back burner for a long time before Lily came along and turned up the heat to embellish them a bit! Enjoy, if you can. I'm sure he could not!Back in the days of modesty, a young man and a young woman were so modest that they were too embarrassed to have sex face to face naked, but wanted to be sure that he would fit before their honeymoon night. So they decided to rent adjoining motel rooms that had a door between them. He took along his drill to drill a hole through the door at the right height that would allow his flagpole to be pushed through for her to see briefly before she would slide up close to the door and slip it into her love canal so they could have discreet sex.They both agreed to turn off the lights and just have some candles burning romantically. Their signal would be that she would tap 3 times so he would know she was ready. As it was, she was not quite ready when she accidentally bumped a broom. When it landed on the hard wood floor, the handle bounced 3 times.He took the broom handle bouncing on the floor as his clue and eagerly poked his love wand through the hole hoping to hear some "Oh's!" and "Ah's!" as she admired all that he was endowed with, having never seen his manhood before. He imagined that she would then stroke his joy stick tenderly and lovingly and maybe even kiss it! Oh, he imagined the most pleasureable feelings he had ever experienced!He was unavailable when she saw his manhood for the first time and screamed, "Help! Help! Anybody, help! A one-eyed, baldheaded mouse! Save me!" Then she jumped on the bed!Remember the lights are off. Only a few romance candles are lit and her boyfriend was not in position to run to her aid because he had drilled the hole a bit too small and was actually trapped up against the door when his erection ballooned to a marvelous size. However, the bellhop, who was just passing by with his arms loaded with suitcases of another customer, heard her screams for help, dropped his load, and burst into the room, pleased at the beautiful female he saw, then proceeded to pound her boyfriend's meat mercilessly to a bloody pulp with the broom handle before it shriveled enough so that he could get it pulled back! He was most surprised and pained!The bellhop? Oh, yes! He was well re-paid by the naked gal for rescueing her from the scary mouse. She was so terrified that when she clung to him desperately, he quietly unzipped and slipped his rod into her love canal without her seeing it. In her fright, she shivered and shook so badly that her movements triggered his relief more quickly than he had ever known! She was so terrified that she hardly knew what happened, but was very thankful for his help and even kissed his gooey love wand in the semi-dark. Not knowing that it was not her fiance who had come to her rescue, she played with the bellhop's shaft long enough to cause it to firm up again. She said, "Oh, honey, I'm so thankful for your help! Slip it in me again so I can know what it feels like to have a man inside me when I'm not so scared. After all, that's what we're here for." Who wouldn't oblige a request like that?When the ado was all over and the bellhop was back at work, the young man explained through the hole in the door that it was his manhood that took a real beating. She was distressed, unlocked the door quickly, and came to his rescue. It looked like bloody murder and hurt worse! Nursing it back to health, took weeks! Fortunately, his fiancee was a nurse and he got a whole lot more attention that he ever imagined possible, lots and lots of kissing and caressing! The night of their honeymoon, they did not rent adjoining rooms. He thought that she was still a virgin because his swollen menber made it feel like to him that she was still tight.If there's a moral at all to the story, I don't know, but guys, do be careful when you release your manhood from its tight shorts and gals, don't be afraid of one-eyed, bald headed mice. After all, we're your Lily friends and will gladly come to your rescue!