Random thoughts I wanted to share...
1. The more I masturbate, the hornier I am. Am I not masturbating enough?? How much more shall I wank?? 2. I wish there would be a job for "full time wankers". I would go to the office, do 9-5, and wouldn't mind doing overtime. 3. I have a dream. I want to cum on my colleague's face. While she's sleeping. 4. I wish school education was better about masturbation and sex. I wish sexy teachers, like the ones in some JOI videos would teach us how to masturbate. There could be assignments and exams which you could fail if you don't masturbate properly! 5. One day I want to go to a hotel for two days. Take a Viagra in the morning and just wank all day without getting distracted with everyday tasks. 6. I'm very grateful to all female pornstars who make us wankers entertained. I wish I could say thank you to them personally. I truly appreciate the job they do. Without them and without unlimited free online porn, I wouldn't be able to enjoy masturbation as much as I do. 7. I wish it would be normal for strangers on the street to stop each other and ask each other "Do you want to masturbate with me?" And then the most disappointing answer would be: "Yeah, but I only have half an hour so we have to be quick" 8. I wish it would be compulsory to wank every day. Just like it is compulsory to pay your taxes, mortgage, bills, etc. it would be compulsory to masturbate regularly. 9. I wish Instagram let posts and pictures about masturbation appear freely. 10. I wish I would wank now instead of writing all this!!
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