Well, I'm still living at a motel, since my wife threw me out of our condo. Our new neighbor told her about finding me sniffing her panties (and some lies!) and my wife freaked out.
So, now my days are: go to work, pick up some fast food and porno mags, bring the food back to the motel, eat, watch TV and jerk off into the wee hours.
I'm getting pretty lonely, but I have been trying new jerk off techniques to pass the time. I bought a butt plug (cause so many contributors have said that having something stuffed up your ass while you jerk off increases the intensity of your orgasm). So, I smeared the plug with Vaseline and slipped it all the way up my ass. I then poured baby oil on my dick and found the hottest picture I could find (a slightly plump woman bending over and spreading her cheeks to reveal her asshole) and began to rub my dick. My orgasm was OK, but nothing fantastic. The butt plug and baby oil didn't add that much.
Tomorrow I intend to stop by my home and see if my wife will talk to me.