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Light Relief

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Here are a few limericks, a bit of light relief among the heavy stroking:-

There was a lusty wanker named Ray,

who took his cock in hand every day

Then with a light sock and a toilet roll tube,

a latex glove and some squishy lube,

he would shoot his cum load in the array

There was a lad named Fred,

who loved rubbing his cockhead

he'd twirl round and round

until, without so much as a sound

it would shoot goo all over his bed

He had a truly remarkable erection,

large in both length and cross-section.

Not at all alarmed by the sight

girls squealed in unashamed delight

and offered to jack it with affection.

After trying pills and many an exotic unction

desperate to overcome his erectile disfunction

he was prescribed penile injections

restored his sex life with long lasting erections

and to masturbation, mind and body in blissful conjunction

There was a young stud named Ron

who always wanked with a condom on

he thought it a delightful visual treat

to see his white cum spurts fill the teat

so good, he kept it as lube for later on

When his lady could not be found

he missed her boobs and pleasure mound

so this desperate young chap would

put some lube in her latex swim cap

and stroked until his cum sprayed all around



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