I was home alone one day and I was jerkin my gerkin and I found that I needed some more stimulation. I went over to my sisters room and found some of her used panties. I sniffed these for a while...but it still wasn't enough, so I put them over my head like a hat and went in search of something more.
I wandered into the bathroom then I saw my little brother's rubber chicken laying in the corner by the toilet. It seemed to be kinda staring up at me...so I snatched it up and told it 'I'll show you ya stupid bastard!'. I bent over and stuffed that rubber chicken's head right in my butt.
I stood in front of the bathroom mirror and kept on jerking and I could feel myself getting closer to cumming. The anal stimulation was really doing the trick. I was getting really into it and was off in my own little world and I started to make these squawking noises like a chicken would make. Suddenly I felt the cum fly out of me. I'm shooting all over the bathroom and then the door opens and in walks my mom. I guess she got home early and must've heard some noise in the bathroom. So she walked in and saw me with squawking like mad with panties on my head, a hard dick in my hand and a rubber chicken up my ass.
She was pissed. She told me to go stay in my room until my dad got home, 'And take that damn chicken outa your ass!'. She told my dad and he beat the shit outa me and locked me in the dog kennel. They let me out the next day though. And they don't know it but I found the rubber chicken in the trash and stashed it where they can't find it. I named it Marty...and now it's my best friend.