XXX Rated Twilight Zone Episode

I am walking home, from where it doesnt matter. I look down and see this brass looking lamp, and I pick it up and take ot home with me. Once I get home, I think jokingly to myself , "What if this is Alladin's magic lamp? " So I decide to humor myself and give it a rub. Suddenly, a genie appears and says " I will grant you three wishes if you promise to discard the lamp after we are done. "  Now, I am thinking maybe I am hallucinating or something is fishy here, but then I figure " What the hell, give it a try. "  I tell the gehie ok, I promise. 

  So, I think for a second, and my first wish immediately comes to mind. I tell the genie that I would like 100 million tax free dollars in my bank account. The genie says, Your first wish is granted !!!  I dont believe it, so I go online and log into my bank account and VOILA, the money is there. 

So now I am thinking, this cant be real, but it has to be real because the money is there. Ok, so this must be real. Now, I am 53 years old, and none of the males in my family for the past three generations have made it past 57, and I just got me 100 million dollars, and I want time to enjoy it. So, I figure that my second wish has to do with living longer. I also figure what is the use of living longer if you cant fully enjoy that life, so now I have my idea for my second wish.

I tell the genie that for my second wish, I wish to live until I am 90, and that I am totally healthy and sexually active during that time. I chose 90, as I dont think I want to live past that, even in good health. The genie says, "Your wish is granted." Ithink to myself "COOL". Hey, the first wish came true, so this second wish and my subsequent third wish should come true as well. 

So, now I am thinking of my third wish. I ask the genie if I can wish for more wishes, and this agitates the genie a bit, and he says " That wish can not be granted. Do not try to trick me in any way. I am giving you the opportunity of a lifetime, so dont annoy me." I apologise to him and think carefully. Ok, I have money and health until I am 90. What is the one other thing I want? And then it comes to me. And so I tell the genie, I have my final wish, but please hear me out and tell me if you can grant this wish, as it contains a couple of parts that all intertwine together. The genie says "Proceed". 

Ok, my third wish is that any person I walk up to and say to them "You are pretty" and I snap my finger, that person will instantly want to have sex with me and will initiate the act immediately by asking me to go with them somewhere, and that person will enjoy the act and then forget about it after it is done.  The genie takes a long pause and then answers, "Your wish is granted. "  As the genie disappears back in to the lamp, he says, " Please get rid of this lamp so another can find it as you promised earlier" I jokingly say with glee, " Your wish is granted". 

After putting the lamp out on the street for another to find, I am wanting to test out my third wish, and I also want to make sure my first wish of the money was for sure, so I first go to the bank to withdraw some cash. I get it with no problem, and so I am now looking around at every girl I see to find one I like. After a few minutes, I see this young girl who is maybe 30 years younger than me, and totally hot, and WAY out of my league. But, I have to test out my wish to see if it is true, and so I walk up to her and say "You are pretty" and I snap my finger. She instantly asks me if I want to go home with her and I say yes, thinking WOW, this is working. I go home with her, have amazing sex, and then I leave. 

Now, I am happy beyond all belief. I have all the money I will ever need, I have my health, and I can have sex with any girl I want. With all this happiness in mind, I got an idea to see how far this would go. I remembered that I asked the genie for this to work with "any" person, not just girls.  I always thought how I might like to have sex with a guy, and so I decided to give it a try. I went to a mall and waited for a couple of hours before I found a guy who didnt look too threatening and was so cute I had to ask, and when I did, he asked if I wanted to go home with him. Oh my God, it works with guys as well, I thought. So I went home with him and we had sex with each other in every way possible. Afterwards, I left and thought to myself, that was good, but I like girls more, especially since I know I can have any girl I want. 

So now, I am living life at its fullist. I have bought my dream house, I am healthy, I travel wherever I want whenever I want, and I have sex whenever I want with whoever I want. One day, I am passing a high school, and I see this gorgeous firm girl who is a ten plus, but I think to myself that I have to keep within the law and not have sex with anyone underage, or else I could mess everything up, so I pass on her. For the next 37 years, I am the happiest man in the world. Since I like girls as young as possible, I spend a lot of time on college campuses trolling for the most beutiful girls. I have sex with them and then move on to the next one. 

Now, I am a few weeks before my 90th birthday, and I figure that I will most likely die on that birthday. I see this young girl with the most amazing body and so beautiful, and so I go up to her and say " You are pretty" and snap my fingers. She instantly invites me back to her house and we have great sex. But during that sex, her parents come home and catch us in the act and call the police. While the girl gave her consent, she was under age, and so I was arrested and sent to prison a couple days before my 90th birthday. I didnt care anymore, as I figured I only had a couple of days left to live. 

My first day in prison, this guy comes up to me and says, "You are pretty" and snaps his finger. I find myself unwittingly inviting him back to my cell to have sex with him. He fucks me hard and violently, and it is very unpleasant. He then walks away, only to return a few hours later to say and do the same thing. I want to kill myself, but I figure I just need to get through this for one or two more days. 

It is now my 90th birthday, and I figure I will either die today or tonight in my sleep. I take my fuckings from this unpleasant sole for which I figure will be the last time. The next morning I awake, and I am now totally scared, as I am still alive past my 90th birthday. I remember that I never told the genie I wanted to die on my 90th birthday, but that I just asked to be healthy until then. I also know now that when this guy says I am pretty and snaps his finger, I am under his spell, so I know it has something to do with the genie. 

And now here comes my unwanted friend. Before he can say anything, I  ask him "Why me ? I know about the lamp and the genie, and you must have found that lamp, but WHY ME ? " The guy tells me that he was originally the genie of the lamp, and he was to grant people wishes that would help them until the Gods viewed him as worthy to join the world as an mortal person. But when the Gods saw that he granted my wish to be able to fuck anyone at a snap of the finger, they were very angry with this, and as their punishment to both of us, they made him a gay man and a prisoner in the same jail that I was in, and they ordered him to fuck me violently for the same 37 years that I had asked for, which meant that I was going to live until at least to 127 years old, and that this young guy had to fuck my old and decaying ass for that long before his punishment was over and I had died and then he could join society as a normal person. 

So, if you ever find a lamp, think before you rub, because the world is not a nice place, and ying will always find yang, and you will pay for your greed, glutony, and whatever other sins you commit.