Walk of Shame

   I like to take day long out and back hikes. When I leave my house to hike I wear sandals 

And the tiniest shorts and tube top I can find. 

If the trail head is not too busy I leave all my clothes in the car and hike out naked carrying only water in a jug. I hydrate well the day before so I’m good. If the parking area is busy I leave my clothes hidden along the trail.

But today I needed the cardio so I kept my clothes on as it was a bit cool anyway, not that they helped much being so small but for the reason I was actually going to be trail running and I might not hear an approaching hiker or kids. Plus I wasn’t that horny today.

This hike took an unexpected turn for me.

   Luck shined on me today, I was about three miles from the trail head and down by the river. I came up on a place where you could sit at the waters edge and saw a pair of men’s shorts, a T-Shirt a flannel shirt and a towel all folded up neatly on a rock. Car keys in the shoes. But no guy in sight. I looked in all directions then kicked the clothes into the fast moving river. I left the keys and shoes.

   They were gone in a second. 

Who ever they belonged to must have taken a walk on down this trail. 

   Less than fifty yards up the steep trail I found him. He was coming towards me. I stood there and he freaked when he saw me.

My eyes were level with his knee’s

He quickly covered his package.

   I said hi and waited for him to answer. It took him a minute then he apologized for being naked. I told him it was fine and I was enjoying the view. He blushed. He looked to be about twenty or twenty two.

I asked, “Where are your clothes?” He said just down the trail and pointed realizing he just slightly uncovered his penis. He recovered it at light speed. 

I said, “ Well I just came up and all I saw was group of five going the other way. They came up from another trail and laughing so it’s a good thing you hid your clothes. 

His face changed and I said, “ uh oh” where are your clothes?” He started down and I turned sideways so he could pass. He was moving fast so I followed him.

We got to the spot and no clothes. Imagine that. He picked up his keys and put the shoes on. I asked if there was anything I could do to help. He was a bit scared and said, if you have underwear on could I please wear your shorts. I didn’t and told him that.

   He was now even more scared and I had him at my mercy. 

   I quickly took off my shorts and handed them to him. The look on his face was priceless. He was looking right at my hairless bottom. I’m an innie and no hair so I wonder what he thought. My shorts were running shorts with no liner, lime green and see through when wet.

   He put them on fast then turned to face me.

I pulled my tube top down like it was a skirt.

Now he could see my small boobs. And my hard nipples. He started growing and was having trouble keeping it in the short shorts.

   I told him I’d follow him to his car and then I’d need my shorts back, he agreed and off we went.

I was so happy I kicked his clothes in the river. The tube top kept creeping up over my mid section and stopping at my boobs. I stopped pulling it back down and he noticed. We chatted a little as we walked and he was relaxing some. Nice kid.

   We stopped for a breather near some rapids and saw a group of seven approaching with no where to hide.

   I went for the gold. I said, “We both look funny like this and we’re about to get caught.” He was blushing again. 

I blurted out, “ Give me my shorts now!”

He jumped at my volume level and peeled them off handing them to me.

I took off the tube top and tossed both in the river. I dropped my last water bottle behind a rock.You should have seen his face.

Before the group could see us I said, “Sit down right here” and indicated a spot.

He sat, 

   I straddled him sitting in his lap up close. I wrapped my arms around his neck, said, “ kiss me and keep kissing me.” He did what I told him to do. 

   The group stepped up to our level behind us. I could hear the cell phone cameras clicking away over the rushing waters in the rapids.

   I turned my head towards them and said, 

“ Ok you got your pictures, now could we please have a little privacy!”

I stuck my tongue back in his mouth and the group moved on, laughter followed. 

   I stopped kissing him. His erection was pressing hard against me. I know I was soaking his penis with my wet bottom.

I waited for a reaction from this boy of about fifteen years younger than I.

   This kid was cool, he just looked into my eyes and as calmly as possible asked,

“ Why in the hell did you throw your clothes in the river?”

We both broke into hysterical laughter.

I had him. I said, “ I just gave you a great gift”

He was listening intently. I added, “ When your old and grey sitting in a nursing home your boring stories of glory days will be a little bit better than the other guys”

He laughed from his heart, I could feel his penis slapping up under me keeping time with his laughter. Oh my that felt good. 

I got off his lap and it sprang up. It was a really nice one. I had no condoms and was not about to risk a pregnancy at my age. 

He got the best hand job of his life.

We walked back to the parking lot and passed five people on the way, two groups. Not stopping just saying hello and walking on. We got nothing but smiles.

I was in my thirties, he was maybe 20-23

He asked for my phone number at my car.

I said no and the reason is simple. 

   “Years from now this day, this memory will be even more special because you did not ever see me again or even know my name.”

 I started my car and drove home naked, fingering myself all the way to my front door.