An unexpected sample request and unenexpected help.
I have been masturbating for nearly 70 years. During the first fifty years of my marriage I masturbated only occasionally, mostly when away on business. Then my wife stopped hormone replacement therapy (HRT) and, literally, dried up. Since then we have returned to mutual masturbation as our only relief of sexual tension.
This story relates of my visit to my urologist last fall. Two weeks after giving blood for a PSA test, I went to the doctor's office and had my blood pressure and temperature taken by his nice looking fortyish nurse. She then shocked me by asking for a semen sample. She gave me a bottle, left the examination room and closed the door (which I locked). I was having zero luck producing a sample in a sterile room with staff knowing what I was doing and timing me. There was a knock at the door and the nurse asked, "Any luck?" "No," I replied. "Do you want some help," she said. After a moment's hesitation I replied in the affirmative and opened the door. The nurse entered and relocked the door.
While, as instructed, I removed shoes, socks, undershorts and pants and laid on my back on the examination table, the nurse used a key to unlock a drawer which contained, among other things, a "ball crusher", a hair dryer and an electric toothbrush. She warmed the crusher with the hair dryer, fastened it to my scrotum, and began to apply pressure with two thumbscrews. "Tell me if it hurts too much," she said. When the pressure was as much as I could endure, the nurse applied the electric toothbrush to the underside and head of my cock, at the same time unbuttoning the top of her uniform to reveal two excellent breasts. "Now," I gasped, whereupon she pressed the sample bottle against me and tapped by straining testicles. When I literally gushed, the nurse said "good sample, great quantity, please get cleaned up."
I am looking forward to my next visit to the doctor.
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