Unexpectedly Average - Me & Mikey Measure Up

 “Hey, check it out...you ever used one of these before?” Mikey pulled an old dial caliper out of the top drawer of his dad's tool box. We had the house to ourselves for the weekend and had decided to hang out in the garage and have a couple of his dad's beers stashed out there while we were at it.

“Yeah, in a summer program for mechanical stuff once, why? You plannin' on measuring your dick with it? I think you'll need the millimeter side for that!” I joked back, hoping he'd find it funny.

“Nice one! Hah...yeah...huh, wonder if this would even work for that now that you mention it. You ever tried?” Mikey asked, finding my joke turning unexpectedly to a moment of innocent curiosity.

 “With one of those? Nope...but I have with other things. I bet that's a lot more accurate than what I've used before.” I replied, taking a sip of my cheap and warm beer.

“Ah, yeah...well, what have you used before? I mean, if you don't mind me asking...” Mikey probed hesitantly.

“Eh, just an old ruler I've had since elementary school.”

“Oh wow...yeah this is probably way more accurate. Would be funny to measure it, hah!” Mikey joked nervously, setting the  calipers back in the tool box. I hesitated for a moment, getting the impression that me might be curious about things. Knowing we were all alone for the weekend, I figured what the hell, let's live a little.

“Yeah, you wanna measure me with it?” I casually offered.

Mikey froze for a second, “Uh...”

“Wait, is that not what you meant? Cuz...might be fun...I mean, nobody's home...you've got a good measurement tool...why not?” I encouraged.

Mikey smiled mischievously, “Dude for real?”

“Yeah, I mean it's usually pretty inaccurate if I measure it myself, would be a lot better to get a true idea of my size if someone else does it. Ya know, an un-biased measurement.”

“Huh...yeah...,” Mikey pondered, trailing off as he awkwardly glanced over at my crotch. I wondered if he could tell I was starting to get hard from this.

“I mean...I'd want it to be fair, so...I could measure yours too, yeah? Probably the cheap beer talkin' but...it's raining outside and we're all alone with a cool measuring thingy...so...,” I put my hands up an a 'what the hell' sort of pose, “wanna have a good ol'-fashioned dick measuring contest? You don't even have to be nervous cuz I know I'm not exactly packin' anything huge over here...”

Mikey burst out laughing, “Man you're insane! Wow, holy shit you're completely serious. Ok...alright, fuck it...let's measure up!” and just like that, Mikey grabbed the calipers again and motioned for me to take down my pants. I was ecstatic, I hadn't expected him to actually go for it. I swelled up at the thought of actually doing this, and it made me rock hard and pressed firmly against my underwear knowing that he was this cool with it.

 “Mkay...ready? I'm pretty ready to go, if ya know what I mean....,” I admitted as I unbuttoned my pants and let them drop to the floor.

Mikey stared at the firm bulge in my undies, “Daaang, yeah no kidding, what's it been, like a week since you...let off?” he grinned as he knealt down to get a closer view. I was shaking with nerves, but I was loving where this was going.

“Honestly...yeah, just about. I was gonna tug one out in the upstairs bathroom right when I got here, but I thought that might be weird,” I admitted.

“Nah that's not weird at all...I go up there to jerk off all the time actually...to be honest, I kinda like seeing myself in the mirror. I mean, I ain't nothing special down there...but it's kinda hot to see yourself, ya know, from a different angle and all.”

“Wow...probably the beer talkin' again, but that's a pretty hot image of you jackin' to yourself getting' off to your own naked self! Wish I had a mirror like that in my place,” I nonchalantly admitted. Mikey seemed pleased and genuinely excited to be able to have this level of conversation with a friend.

“Yeah not gonna lie, it's pretty hot to watch yourself orgasm,” Mikey smirked up at me.

 “Damn...not to be weird or whatever, but you're gonna make me orgasm if you keep talkin' about it like that!”

“Not yet...we gotta measure first...ok, can I pull these down?” Mikey reached up and held out his hands at my waistband level.

“Yes please...if you don't mind,” I politely replied.

 Mikey nonchalantly gripped the waistband of my bulging Hanes and pulled them down gently over my protruding hardon. I felt the pressure of the thin fabric release, and I was freely out in the open.

“Wow...looks...like, exactly like mine, that's totally cool!” Mikey noted excitably.

“Yeah?” I was happy to hear that, it somehow made me hot thinking he was the same size as me.

“Yeah you'll see when you measure mine, it's like...dude we're like twins from the waist down!” Mikey stared at my stiff boyhood as he fumbled with the calipers, opening them up to the full 8-inches of their range.

“Yeeeah, you're not gonna need that much,” I joked as he held the metal calipers up to my throbbing erection, the cold steel making me flinch as he pressed it and his hand against the base of my shaft.

“Hah...yeah, I just wanna be sure...hmm, ok...,” Mikey slowly lowered the adjustable portion of the calipers until the other end of the cold steel gently kissed the tip of my now wet and swollen head. I flinched again from the cold steel pressing against my warm cock.

“Sorry, yeah the metal's kinda cold,” Mikey apologized, staring at the dial on the caliper as he noted the length, “and yeah average was right...you're exactly six inches...like, to the dot!”

“Wow, really?” I was strangely turned on by such an average measurement, especially after he noted that his looks the same. It felt good for some reason to be the same down there as him...and it was an erotic thought that several other guys out there were exactly the same size too. I felt my cock twitch slightly as Mikey removed the calipers.

“Yeah man...you're literally the most average guy in the world!” he playfully reported.

“That...strangely...kinda turns me on, to be honest,” I admitted, looking at the calipers as he held them there locked at the 6-inch mark.

“Yeah...me too, if I'm bein' honest,” Mikey smirked as he met eyes with me.

“Nice...” I smiled back, secretly wanting to push him backward on to the garage bench and tug him off right then and there. I desperately needed to know how big he was too. “Ok, your turn...and...should I pull my underwear back up, or...just...is it cool to not wear pants?”

“Dude you can do whatever you want,” Mikey approved as he fumbled with the button on his jeans, “I'm probably not gonna put mine back on, to be honest...I'm pretty uncomfortably hard right now, to tell you the truth.”

“Nice...well let's see how you measure up then. Mind if I...do the honors?” I asked as he dropped his pants to his ankles and stood there in just a shirt and his undies.

“Sure!” Mikey smiled at me as I knealt down and felt the warmth of his privates radiate from within the confines of his underwear. I gently pulled down on his waistband with two hands and his undies descended to reveal a nearly identical cock to mine...down to the color of his circumcision scar. The only notable difference was that his smooth balls were pulled a little tighter, and he had slightly darker hair just above his shaft.

“Wow...no kiddin' we're like...dick brothers!” I laughed as I compared ourselves visually.

“Right? I thought that was cool when I saw yours...kinda neat!” Mikey smiled big.

“Yeah! So...if I jacked you off, it'd basically just be like jackin' myself off, right?”

“Shit...wow, yeah I never thought of that...damn, ok hurry up and measure me, I'm...I'm gonna have to go upstairs and take care of this right after, I've been pent up all day!” Mikey squirmed excitedly.

“Ok...let's see...,” I left the caliper set at the 6-inch mark, which was a smart idea because as I pressed the long end down against his stiff base, the other end hovered exactly at the tip of his piss slit, which had a noticeable glisten of precum forming, thanks to all of our talk about jacking and measuring and dick comparison.

“How's it look?” Mikey asked as he smiled down at me.

“Daaang...exactly...six freakin' inches too!”

“Wow! That's...we're like, identical...we're the most average guys in the history of humanity!”

“Right?!” I agreed excitedly.

“Yeah...and it's a serious turn-on for some reason,” Mikey squirmed again, clearly built up and needing to let off after all of this. I desperately wanted to feel his average-ness first-hand, no pun intended.

“Right, yeah it's totally hot for some reason! Oh, dude...I'm sorry, as your friend, I just can't let you stay like this...you're leaking, man,” I appealed to his clear need to wank off, pointing out that he was now dripping from his six-incher as we stood there talking about it. Mikey looked a bit nervous, but he had an excited look on his face.

“Yeah? Well...what should I do about that?” he asked, mischievously.

“I think...I need to lend a hand to a friend in need...”

“Shit...If you're serious, then...I mean, you're welcome to do whatever you want, it's stayin' between us, so...,” Mikey grinned wide. I took his cue as the go-ahead and stood up, facing my perfectly average cock right at his, and gently leaned in until they were side-by-side. Mikey looked ecstatic.

“Let's do a live comparison, yeah?” I whispered as I reached down and squeezed our average-sized erections together in a bond of friendship that opened up a new realm of closeness in our relationship, although the both of us had no interest in anything more than simply getting off together as dudes. It was an average desire for two perfectly average guys, and I couldn't help but let out a soft moan as I pleasured the both of us with my hands as I squeezed and rubbed our moist cocks together gently while reaching down and feeling the underside of his smooth balls as he struggled to keep his composure.

“O- ohh,” Mikey made a face that was pleasure and pressure all in one, so I squeezed a little harder and pulled him against me faster and faster, making his face more pleasure than pressure. It felt so good to touch him and feel his against mine, like two copies of the same cock as I tugged us nearer to the edge of release.

“Ohh...man I'm gonna cum soon...ahhh,” Mikey moaned as he pulled up his shirt and began to thrust in to my movements, making the experience all the hotter.

“Already? Damn...me too actually....mmmff!! Oh shit...oh I'm close...”

“Me too....ahh....  ahhhh.... ohhh shit...,” Mikey closed his eyes and let the feeling flow.

“Shit... shit...oh fuck!” I moaned as I watched the look of ecstasy on his face as he crested the point of no return.

“UHHHH!!” Mikey grunted as he bucked his hips and blew a fat wad of his young cock snot all over both of our hardons, sending me over the edge in response. I soaked him in a warm blast of thick dick spit that dripped down the front of his body and down his balls and left thigh. We grunted and thrusted for a good while until we met eyes for a moment and smiled awkwardly in our exhausted state.

“Oh...wow...dude, that...that was intense!” Mikey panted between breaths.

I smiled as I let our cocks go free, both of them dangling down with drips of warm cum still oozing from the ends, “Hell yeah it was...damn, I've...I haven't cum that hard in a long time!”

“Me neither! Shit!” Mikey laughed as he pulled some shop towels out of a nearby box, handing me one as we wiped down all of the thick globs of fresh salty-smelling jizz from our crotches and legs.

 “Hope it's ok that I just...kinda went for it there,” I shyly looked away for a moment, the post-orgasmal daze making me think twice now that I had actually done it.

Mikey smiled again, “Of course it was...that was really fun dude, thanks for being cool with it. I've...to be honest, I've kinda wanting a friend to do that with for quite a while now, but...I've been worried about being on the small side."

“Well you're definitely not...you're literally perfectly average! And so am I, so it's cool that none of us are bigger or smaller...we're just...two average dudes jerkin' off!” I smiled and kicked my pants and underwear off from around my ankles.

Mikey did the same, “Yeah you're right...it's still interesting how being average is kinda hot, but...”

“Well,” I offered, “you know we're the same down there, so...you ever wanna be average together again and have a perfectly average mind-blowing cum like that again, just...lemme know!”

“Yeah, definitely gonna take you up on that! Hey, want another cheap room-temp beer? We can go chill without pants upstairs if ya want? Maybe even...do that again, if you're up for it?”

“Haha....yeah I'll take you up on that offer!” I accepted as we both went upstairs to enjoy some time hanging out naked together from the waist down, knowing that this was the average start to a very above-average level of friendship for us.