Texas bull at nude race

This is a true story that we experienced a few years ago.  My wife and I went down to our camp near Austin a few years ago to work and participate in their Annual Bare Buns race.  They had the best participation they had ever had.  They had 127 participants in the adult race and about 25 in the children’s (under 12) race.  In the children’s (pre-teen) race the kids were about 50/50 boys and girls.  In the adult race the runners were not that evenly split.  There were considerably more men runners than women who actually ran.  Approximately 100 men and 27 women.  My wife worked the registration line and I worked the main gate and directed traffic to the parking areas and to the registration desk.  The actual race began at 1 p.m.  The winning male racer completed the 5 km sandy trail race in just less than 19 min.  and the first female racer completed the 5 km in 28 min.  All of the male racers ran nude and all but 5 of the female racers ran nude.  Of the 5 females who did not run totally nude 2 ran with jog bra's, 1 ran with just a thong bottom on, and 2 ran with both their tops and bottoms on. The women that ran with their tops on were not THAT well endowed that it should have made much of a difference.  In fact all of the women with either the heaviest or biggest breasts did run totally nude.  Needless to say there was a lot of bouncing going on.  But one woman I really give great credit to and also equally felt sorry for, as she was a woman who had very well shaped but full sized breast who elected to ran the race nude, but evidentially the banging of her heavy appendage's caused her boobs to hurt so much that she ran the whole last half of the race with each hand cupping one of her breasts.  Still she finished in second place in the women’s division. Now comes the real interesting part that I just had to tell you about.  The other sight I just had to relate to you was an individual man that ran the race.  Having been in the army for so many years and also being a nudist for almost an equal number of years, I certainly have seen my share of naked male equipment so I am not easily impressed.  First I must digress.  In real life I have seen men with testicle sacks that were so heavy laden with huge elongated golf ball size nuts, that their balls actually hung a good 3 inches below their penis or about half way to their knees.  Having seen many x-rated movies in my time, I have seen the equipment of John Holmes.  I just chalked him up to the oddity of a single individual who happen to have an overly endowed joy stick who decided to capitalized on his giant penis by exposing it and demonstrating its capabilities in its erect state to penetrate the endless beauties that seemed to idolize his giant tool in that make believe world of porno. But this guy  was unbelievable.  I really don’t know if I was more amazed, jealous, or envious.  Anyway this white guy was really well HUNG.  In its normal relaxed uncircumcised limp state this guy’s uncircumcised dong appeared to be at least 8 or 9 inches long and a full two inches across.  When he walked his cock flopped around like a huge salami roll hanging between his legs.  His wrinkled ball sack was small and hung up tight against his body, which only tended to emphasize his already giant man meat.  Even in its 8 or 9 inch limp state, his manhood would be the envy of most men and the answer to some women’s dream.  However, a tool this size could be very scary or frightening to many women just thinking about having a rod this hughof his male equipment pounding away at them could make them feel like he was going to split them in two.  I don’t know how BIG this guy’s log actually would get in its hard-on erect state.  I can only imagine that since a normal mans penis doubles or triples in size, this guy could easily become a literal 14 or more inches of ramrod steel when erect.  I have never been a homo or had any tendencies in that direction, but, I must admit secretly to you that I could not keep my eyes off his dong when ever he walked near me.  In the privacy of a different time and place, I must admit that I would have been tempted to seek him out and ask his permission to allow me to perform a manual inspection and to actually measure this guy in his relaxed state, and to pull back his foreskin to expose what must be a huge knob-head.  And yes, I think that I might even be tempted to perform a hand job on him in order to arouse him to an erect state just so I could view,  measure and perhaps even photograph, what must be a monstrous piece of male meat.  I even pointed him out to my wife and even though she didn’t say anything, but by the look on her face and the rolling of her eyes I could tell that she viewed with complete contempt the sight of such a gigantic tube.  To my disappointment she made no comment of either amazement, desire or disdain.   It amazed me as to how any woman could be so blasé about such an envious shaft as his salami represented.  This man was hung like a bull on two legs.  He could easily be shown as a prize bull in any Texas stock show.  I couldn’t believe the reality of the size of this man’s equipment. Another observation that I made was that a large number of both men and women were totally shaved in their pubic regions.  While this is continuing to be a growing trend with women both nudist and non-nudist (of which I totally approve and appreciate), it is a new emerging activity especially so among younger men to totally denude their private parts.   Having shaved myself numerous times this is really quite a feat getting that clean-shaven totally hairless little boy look.  This is especially dangerous trying to shave the wrinkled surface of the testicle sack by ones self.  It really helps if you have someone else you trust and is willing to perform that chore for you around the family jewels.  Of course the same is obviously equally true for women as well.  Sad to say not all of us have someone who is willing to perform that procedure for us and so we do the best we can by ourselves. All in all it was a good weekend and we both enjoyed ourselves away from the house for a day being able to socialize with like-minded people in a nudist environment.  Since we have such a nudist friendly and safe back yard, pool and spa, I really would like to host some nudist social activities, but so far we do not know any other nudist in this area that we might invite on a social basis to enjoy our home. I think if we could find some compatible couples or individuals with whom we would have something in common she would probably come around.