Still A Happy Edger at 80

Ten years ago today I submitted a story to ST that I titled A Happy Edger at 70.  Turning 80 today, I figured it would be good to submit an update.

In certain respects not much has changed. I still awaken around 3 or 4 a.m. most mornings and take a couple of Viagra tabs, although a bit higher dose than in earlier years. Back in bed, I lube up with my go-to favorite, Astroglide, and await feeling the tell-tale signs of arousal building in my shaft. Takes only five minutes or so, probably because I chew the tablets before swallowing. Once I'm close to a full erection I slide on two of my cock rings and settle in for some slow fondling and massaging, from the rear of my perineum all the way to the tip of my glans. Soon my erection gets even firmer and I can sense that I'm not far from that delicious point of no return.

I slowly continue building toward the edge, carefully sensing whether the sensations around the base of my cock are about to push me over the edge. When I'm feeling like I almost ready to erupt I immediately ease off, relax a bit, and very carefully change the pace of my back-hand stroking. I continue stroking, but a bit slower, as the arousal sensations cool off a little, looking for a new or different sensation and then gradually pick up the pace. Never a fast pace, but just enough so I create the feeling of moving toward the edge again.

And so it goes, for another 2 or 3 hours. I've never counted, but I'd guess that I reach the edge, almost at the PONR, at least 25 or 30 times. The feeling is something of a cross between euphoric and mystical. I don't know how else to describe it. It's as close to having a climax as possible, but not quite making it each time. And it doesn't frustrate me. The pleasure is so intense that I'm willing to forego the feeling of multiple full-on orgasms.

So, what has changed compared to ten years ago, besides needing higher-strength ED tablets?  Two main things I can think of. First, on the occasions when I decide I need a release - once every week or two - I don't ejaculate as much as I used to, and the semen tends to pump out, rather than fly out in quick, sharp rhythmic spurts. Second, my refractory period has lengthened so that I usually don't feel horny again for two days or so.

That's it.  I'm still as hooked on edging as I've ever been the past 25 years, and it's still an important part of my daily life. What's more, my wife is completely onboard with my special morning activity and thinks it's terrific.  Thankfully, I don't know what it's supposed to feel like, being 80 that is, since I've just arrived, but most days I'd have to say that I still feel much like when I was 70, if not younger.  Next stop . . . 90 . . . one day at a time.

(Happy Birthday, Patrick! Wonderful to know you're still a dedicated masturbator after all these years. Thanks for sharing, our best to your wife, and we look forward to another update in 10 years. - Ed.)