Serendipity

I get myself off A LOT. And it never ceases to amaze me just how many different ways there are to do it, even when I'm not looking for innovation! Take this morning, for instance... I had just left the gym after a particularly tough workout when I stopped to purchase an iced tea before heading to work. Getting back into my car, I absentmindedly placed the bottle between my legs so I could move a cup out of the cupholder. The minute the cold bottle touched my pussy area through my thin spandex workout pants-wow! I quickly decided my tea didn't need to sit in the cup holder after all. It was a rectangularly shaped bottle, and as I left the parking lot, my car hit a small bump, tapping the corner of the bottle right into my clit. It suddenly occurred to me that I wasn't going to head to work right away. I drove around, increasingly enjoying the amplified transmission of the road vibration through the bottle against my rapidly moistening pussy, feeling my clit harden with anticipation. I occasionally grabbed the neck of the bottle to tap it against my button and rub it between my swollen cunt lips but not quite enough to make myself cum. I edged my tingling pussy for nearly an hour, letting the vibration make my clit beg for release as I drove over the bumpiest roads I could find, making the bottle bounce against my mound. The last straw was driving over railroad tracks; I KNEW I had to finish. I pulled into a remote area of a shady parking lot and put the car in park. Removing the bottle from between my legs I slid it into my pants, sliding the smooth flat surface of the bottle up and down my throbbing clit and drenched lips a couple times, then turned it, burying the length of the corner edge between my folds, my hips bucking my cunt hard against it and my breath coming fast. I couldn't wait any long--my right hand slid the bottle down and RAMMED the neck of it hard into my fuck hole. In and out, in and out I pounded it as deeply as I able force it into my hungry tunnel, fucking on it as hard as I could. Finally, with my left hand, I squeezed my erect clit between my puffy, sloppy wet lips and immediately rocketed into an absolutely stellar, fireworks-behind-the-eyelids orgasm, cumming so explosively I'm sure the car was rocking! When the shuddering waves of pleasure (finally) subsided I slid the bottle out of the wet, swollen puddle that was now my pussy. I briefly though about wiping the bottle off but decided against it. Uncapping it, I took a long drink, enjoying the delicious mingled tastes and scents. My lady juice dried on the bottle by the time I arrived at work. It's been sitting on my desk all day and I'm sure none of my coworkers have any idea as to the origin of the opaque coating on what looks like an innocent bottle of tea (that I now think of as a delightful new toy!)