Santa "adjusts" himself in the sauna.
A few days ago I went to the gym and as I often do, went to the sauna (men only in the locker room). Proper attire is still required. In walks an older guy with swim trunks on. He had a dome bald head and a white beard down to his nipples and a the proverbial "bowl full of jelly." When he sat down, he draped his towel on the rail surrounding the heater. I originally thought it was to dry it off but noticed that it hid his lower half from anyone who first enters the sauna. He then proceeds to "adjust" himself, sticking is hand up his pant leg and fumbling around as if to be looking for something. But, it was prolonged and it became obvious that he was trying to do more. I wanted to ask him if he lost something in there or needed help. I don't know if he wanted me to leave so he could go at it or if he wanted me to join in which I did not want to do. I didn't feel like jeopardizing my gym membership or getting on the "naughty list".
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