Run Smoke Cum

Endorphins are hormones that our bodies produce that can cause a feeling of euphoria in ourselves. Three of my favorite ways to produce endorphins (not necessarily in this order) are running, getting high and masturbating (eating chocolate would be another, but not pertinent to this story). I feel great after doing any one of these activities, I have often jerked off or had sex when stoned, but the first time I did that after a run brought me to a higher level of ecstasy than I could have imagined. 

I returned home one afternoon after a four mile run in the park. It was a hot, humid day and my supposed wicking running shirt and shorts were drenched with sweat. My wife was at work so I had the apartment to myself, I decided to take advantage of the alone time and do the first of two things I like to do when she’s not around (we have a don’t ask, don’t tell policy about these things). 

I took out my bong and broke up a sticky bud and packed the one-hitter. I lit the bowl and the smoke slowly curled up the chamber as I inhaled. When the content of the bowl was burned, I lifted my thumb off the carb and air rushed into the chamber pushing the smoke deep into my lungs. I held it in for a few seconds, then slowly blew the smoke out. 

The rush hit me instantly. Combined with my post run high, the buzz from the weed made my body tingly. I walked down the hall to the bedroom and peeled off my sweaty clothes. I stood in front of the full length mirror naked and looked at myself, my cock noticeably swollen. I watched as it at first slowly filled out and start to rise, then ratchet up with each beat of my heart until it was fully erect and pulsing. 

I stared at it for a moment, admiring my rigidness as my body teemed with pleasure. I ran my fingertip along the soft underside from the tip to my balls then back, teasing myself as pre cum started to ooze out. I grasped it with my right hand and slowly started pumping as I watched myself in the mirror, I felt a chill of pleasure then closed my eyes and continued stroking slowly. 

I went to the bed and laid down and continued my steady pace, keeping my eyes closed. It felt so good, just jerking myself and enjoying the pleasure emanating from my groin and coursing throughout my body. I picked up the pace and stroked it for a few minutes until I felt my orgasm building. I held back and kept vigorously pumping until I couldn’t hold it back any longer and my cum erupted out. I felt the warm liquid splash onto my chest and stomach and onto my fingers and cock as I kept stroking until I was completely spent. 

I laid motionless, my head spinning, my heart racing, breathing heavy. I opened my eyes, it took a couple of seconds to regain focus and get my bearings. The euphoric feeling in my head and body was overwhelming. I just laid there until the euphoria subsided, then got up to shower. 

I later realized that the triple shot of endorphins led to this mind blowing orgasm. Next time, I thought to myself, I should top it off with a piece of dark chocolate.