Robert Crumb Comics

In grade 7 I got invited over to a friend's place for a weekend sleep over.  I went over on the Saturday and my pal and I hung out for the day. In his room he had these old worn out comics from Robert Crumb. They had lots of sexy pictures in them women with big tits and big asses very voluptuous. I'd never seen anything like it. I had looked at Playboys and Penthouses but had never seen comics that were sexy like this. I was completely enthralled, I couldn't put them down and it certainly got me turned on. 

The Saturday night he picked up a babysitting job so we watched the neighbor's baby while the parents went out for the evening.  Boys being boys, he snooped around the owner's bedroom and we found a dildo in the night table. It was slimy with lube and had random pubic hairs on it.... it looked well used. We kind of laughed as we checked it out, but I was very curious. That was the first dildo I had ever seen in real life.

 I was still horny from reading the Crumb comics at my pal's place. Finding that dildo while babysitting just made the hornyness explode.  I can't remember exactly what happened, maybe my friend went to use the washroom or maybe he fell asleep on the couch. I can't really remember, but I returned to the bedroom to check out the dildo on my own. I kind of wanted to take my pants down and try to stick it inside my ass. I had never tried that before.  That was a stupid crazy idea, with my friend there in another room, thinking that I could get away with that, but I was so turned on.

 I almost started to take my pants down when my friend poked his head into the bedroom and asked what I was doing. I said I was checking this thing out again, and we both laughed. I put it back into the nightstand drawer and I got out of there without embarrassing myself too much. The parents came home a while later and we headed down the block back to my buddy's place.

 We were pretty tired, so we climbed into our beds. It was a bunk bed situation in his room. I was on the bottom bunk and my buddy was on the top. The Crumb magazines were still there and I was still horny as hell, so I started looking at them again and my boner was rock hard. I was reading the comic and jerking my cock inside my underwear until I came...it didn't take much. I was aroused all evening.

I'm not sure if my buddy heard or saw me from the top bunk, but he never said anything. Maybe he was having a quiet wank up there too.