Penis Inspection

I'm Robbie I'm 20 and this happened last year and I kinda think about it alot.

It was my 19th birthday and I got proper drunk, ended up getting my dick sucked by this barmaid in the toilets. She was about 30 and from South Africa. I'd never been with a black girl before and was so out of it I don't remember much. I know she was going mad on my cock saying how much she loved it and was getting angry I kept losing my boner. 

I was in there ages and eventually she drained me good. Next thing I'm waking up at home and it's all a blur.

Few days after this I met my mate for a kickabout and told him what happened. He said she sucked him off too. 

There was a group of boys playing footy near us and we heard them chatting as they rested.

Talking about a slutty barmaid that loves sucking young lads off. They were laughing saying she must be riddled.

I looked at my mate and said I'm going to get checked tomorrow you coming with?

Yer defo he said.

We went to the walk-in clinic in town and filled in some papers. It was rammed full of mostly young boys, a few older guys and weirdly alot of Indian women.

Mate this is gonna be loooooong I said.

We quietly chatted and my mate said look that lad from footy is here.

I was looking around at people, everybody avoiding eye contact and couldn't help noticing the bulge in the lad from the other days shorts. He was in his footy shorts and must have come from training.

I could see the outline of his cock and saw others in the room also staring. It looked out of place on him as he looked about 16 and I was thinking lucky guy.

I adjusted my dick in my grey trackies and wondered if the nurses still want sex or like dick after seeing 100s day in day out.

It was getting late and there was still 12 people left in the clinic.

A receptionist came out and said sorry but I don't think everybody will get seen and went off to find out.

The dr came out and she said ok I've read the notes and you 7 have almost identical issues so if you can all do the urine sample now and if there are no objectionsI'll see you all together after I've seen the remaining patients.

One lad said can't I see you in private? Yes of course if you come back tomorrow, she replied.

So we all reluctantly agreed on her request of going in as a group.

I looked at the guys in the room.

Me and Jack both 19, lad from footy 16 I guess, a short blonde lad about 18, a couple lads about 21 and and older guy in his  40s.

Come in chaps the Dr said.

We all piled in and she said I know this is unusual but time ran away with us today and needs must.

Ok guys so all routine checks as you all simply received oral. Well done for coming in.

Jack can you explain? Yes he nervously answered. A barmaid sucked me off when I was drunk. I ain't got any symptoms though. Ok good the Dr replied.

Robbie? I said same, he's my mate it was the same barmaid she practically dragged me in the cubicle and sucked me. No symptoms.

Joe? This women from the bar he replied. But you are just 16, Joe the Dr replied. Yer I nicked my brother's I.D he said. What pub was this? Clearly they need to look at their policy. The Wheatsheaf he replied. Me and Jack looked at each other and then the guy in his 40s said I'm a barman there, only started last week and this barmaid....

Ok gents the Dr said how many of you received oral from this women? 5 out of the 7 said yes. The other two embarrassed said nuh we got a blowjob from another lad after a boozy night.

Ok well guys please be careful and I'd suggest avoiding this barmaid, she has been busy.

If you can all drop your pants please.

What here? I said. Yes. Sternly was her response.

She was in her 50s and was not to be argued with it seems.

In a line we all lowered our trackies, shorts or jeans and she said pants too lads.

Slowly we all lowered them letting our soft cock and balls flop out. 

Very good. Hands behind your back please I need full access.

I looked across comparing dicks. I was happy with my 5 inch soft dick and looked to be bigger than the others until I saw the young lad. A monster must be 7 inches soft.

The Dr got some kind of small thing about the size of a stamp and took hold of my penis, pulling it away from my balls and gently rolled my foreskin back. Very nice she said before correcting herself saying I mean very good your foreskin action is all working perfectly and you are very clean before rolling the thing on my helmet. As she did it her little finger kept brushing the banjo bit and I tried my best not to get a boner. It grew and I had an obvious semi now. Don't worry it's to be expected she said before pulling my foreskin back over my dick and going to Jack and repeating the process. I was now aware that we were all staring at his cock as she went to work pulling his foreskin back and forth and applying the thing. They must have watched my semi I thought.

I watched as Jack also began to grow. She carried on pulling his foreskin back and forth saying it is slightly tight. Do you have discomfort? Nuh jack said.

Ok and she carried on. He was now fully hard and his 6 incher twitched as she moved on to the next guy.

His dick was small and I reckon not even 3 inches soft. He was the old guy tho and remained soft throughout.

She got to the young footy lad and said wow lucky girls and joked how do you fit it in those shorts.

I watched eagerly and realised I was getting a boner and saw the 2 lads at the end already had semis.

She held his big smooth penis and said I notice you are fully shaved. Yer my swimming coach said swimmers should be he said. She raised her eyebrow.

Ok if that's what you like young man, it's just the other young lads normaly just trim like Rob and jack here.

She pulled his foreskin back and said yes lovely very good. I saw her finger drop and was sure she was tickling his sensitive bit. He began to grow. Oh my she said and pressed the thing on him. She held it a while longer and moved on to the other lads. All 3 had similar sized soft dicks but I noticed one was cut and she didn't take much time on him apart from saying do you regularly let other boys give you oral? If you two are gay you should have said on the paperwork. Nuh they replied we were just drunk. Mmhmm. She said.

I noticed one of them kept popping boners though.

Next she came back to me and produced a swab. This may sting she said.

She took hold of my dick and pulled the skin back and stuck this thing right in the pisshole. Arghhh I reacted and moved my hand before she shouted behind back and swirled it around my pisshole. Good lad she said putting me back against my smooth balls.

Again she took a while on the young guy and swirled it for ages and was moving her fingers teasing him. Arggghh please no he said. Shhhh young man. 

She removed the swab and he was semi again. I see you have some pre there Mr. Not to worry I need to check you are all working anyway as if it's Dry it may be a sign of issues.

Once she had swabbed everybody she came back to me and began checking my balls. Rolling them around her fingers letting my soft dick flop on her hand. The movement gave me a semi and I could feel it grow. I'm I'm gonna get a boner I said before she said that's fine and grasped my whole penis sliding her hand back and forth like she was was wanking it.

Good I see a nice amount of pre Robbie. I was fully hard now and she measured it. I asked why. For data she simply said. 7.5 inches.

Then jack 6.2 she said.

The old dude 5.1.

The young lad she wanked for ages seemingly teasing him. 9.3. inches.

The others were 5.5, 6 and 6.3

Ok gents the results will be texted to you but I may need to see some of you next week to retest to be sure.

Joe if you could stay behind I just want to run a few more tests on you as I see it's your first time in here.

His dick was still twitching and precum smell was all over the room.

I wondered what she was gonna do to him as we pulled our pants up leaving him stood naked and worried.

I go to jack fuck me I need a wank bad. Same he said, what the fuck was all that about. Come on mate let's find a toilet. We found one but it only had one cubicle so we both went in and wanked off.

He said you reckon mine is tight then? I go I dunno let me feel and slid it back a few times. Seems ok I think here try mine. He wanked it and said oh nice. Yours is big man.

Not like Joe tho huh. He laughed innit.

We spunked all over the place and went home.

I wanna meet Joe to see what happened.