Orgasm Obstacle Course

I’m an 18 virgin and have never had a boyfriend so I have only ever had orgasms with myself. I just love thinking of new and exciting ways to get off! It had been a while since I had masturbated, so the other day I was so horny, I just spent a whole day frantically masturbating in any which way possible.My parents were away overnight so I had the whole house to myself to get myself off. As soon as I woke up I was wet. I pulled my pajamas tight so it rubbed against my asshole and so my clit poked through a tight little whole in the front. My clit was so big and hard it stuck through the hole like a tiny red penis and I rubbed it dry for about 10 minutes till my legs were shaking but I didn’t want to cum yet. Then I decided to go and take a bath. I stripped naked and got in the bath as the water was running. I poured bath foam all over my pussy and rammed a the handle of my hairbrush up my ass ( I just love having something in my ass!). Then I ‘scooched’ under the faucet and let the water beat down on my clit with I wriggled and twisted the hairbrush inside my asshole. This method always gets me off in seconds so it wasn’t long before I could feel myself starting to come. I still hadn’t been for a piss yet that morning so I just started to piss all over myself. I pulled out the hairbrush and rammed it back inside myself, and as I did so I farted loudly. I didn’t care though because I was the only one in the house, so I screamed and moaned loudly as my clit, my pussy and my ass whole were throbbing so hard with so much intense pleasure as came in a squirting orgasm. I cleaned myself off and went downstairs. When I got downstairs I went on the Internet and started looking at this site, reading stories about men fucking each other and playing with their assholes. I started to fantasize about other girls sticking their fingers in my ass and masturbating in front of me. I decided to go upstairs again and bring myself off so I started to climb the stairs. I was so horny though, I started to hump the banister until I straddled the stair banister and was humping my way up the stairs. This is how I used to get myself off when I was five! As I reached the top I was about to cum when I stopped myself. I spied the vacuum cleaner at the top of the stairs and decided to use that to finish myself off. I ran to my bedroom and got my vibrating ‘squiggle pen’ and switched it on. I stuck it deep up inside my ass, which nearly made me come instantly. Then I went and switched on the vacuum cleaner and held it over my bare pussy. I held it slightly away so it made my lips and clit vibrate as it tried to suck them in. I started to scream and moan as my ass contracted around the vibrating pen till I ‘shat’ it out as I orgasmed. Then I began to piss again and another orgasm swept over my throbbing pussy. The vacuum caught most of my piss and the rest trickled down my legs and on to the carpet, but I cleaned that up. Then I went for a shower to clean myself up. I especially concentrated on my pussy but was careful, as it was quite tired from the day’s activities! I still managed I light orgasm as I held the shower head against my dirty clit. I cant wait until my parents go away again!